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The worst joke ever!

Postby Sotos » Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:18 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby dms007 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:57 am

that is a good one!
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Postby nasos007 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:40 am

why did the chicken cross the road?

answers on a postcard...
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Re: The worst joke ever!

Postby GG » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:44 pm

What do you call a muslim with a pig on his head.?

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Postby miltiades » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:56 pm

bad taste
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Re: The worst joke ever!

Postby cadaunovera » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:16 pm

GG wrote:What do you call a muslim with a pig on his head.?

Hamed.



hahaha
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Re the worst joke ever

Postby RichardB » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:06 pm

What about lysi?

No sorry thats a nightmare
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Postby GG » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:40 pm

miltiades wrote:bad taste


ok ok .


What do you call a muslim with 2 pigs on his head?



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Postby GG » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:47 pm

and for my GRAND FINALE....

What do you call a muslim with 2 pigs on his head stuck in between 2 houses.



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Postby dms007 » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:51 pm

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget!"
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