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The TC, GC, and Donkey

Postby Kozza » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:41 am

This apparently happened about 50 years ago in Platani (Bladan, or now Cinarli). My grandfather was a shepherd and herded goats for GCs and TCs, especially in the summer months when there was free grazing in the mountains. Anyway, there were two younger teenage friends Muharrem and Sotiris, one Turkish, and one Greek, who became best of friends during the summer months when there was contact between neighboring villages and farmers. They used to sneak into my grandfather's barn where he kept a female donkey and they took it in turns to release their sexual frustration. This went on for weeks and my grandfather began to notice evidence of the nocturnal goings on and became increasingly irritated by it.

Anyway, one day after coming back from the Cafe a bit worse for wear from 31 Brandy, he went into the barn and took out some shoe polish and started to smear it on the backside of the donkey. The next morning he was sipping his coffee at the village cafe, when he saw two teenagers walking past him with dark stains on the front of their trousers. He quietly got up and walked towards them. With one swift movement, he grabbed both of them by the ears and said "That'll be a pound each from both of you... " The boys knew the number was up and never revisited the barn.
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Postby reportfromcyprus » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:06 am

How much would that be in today's money?

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Postby cypezokyli » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:19 am

the version of the story that i know , is that in that when the donkey owner sees the guy with the paint on his trousers he tells him sth of the kind : kalos ton gampro mou (greetings to the lover of my daughter - in this case reffering to the donkey)
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apparently, in the old times, a number of shepherds had different views when it came to sexual pleasure. :lol:
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