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After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, John
notices a photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never
mentioned it so why should he.
But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining
the photo is staring at him doing the deed .
It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about
it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to
be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery"