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Does this food taste funny to you ?

Postby Brent2403 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:46 pm

A bunch of cannibals raid the local circus and start eating all the clowns

One cannibal turns to the other and says
" does this food taste funny to you " !!!!

:lol:
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Postby nasos007 » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:30 pm

one cannibal says to the other:
"I don't like your mother-in-law!"
so the other says:
"Ok then, just have some more vegetables."

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Postby Brent2403 » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:34 pm

two children cannibals have pulled the man's head off and started using it as a football.

mum cannibal shouts to them

" how many times have I told you not to play with your food "

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Postby Eliko » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:13 am

One cannibal says to the other :- "Oi, I've got a bone to pick with you !"
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Postby Eliko » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:16 am

A man was invited to a cannibal's birthday party, he soon got legless !.
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Postby Radio » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:48 pm

Did you hear about the Catholic cannibals ?.

On Fridays they only ate fishermen.
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Postby nasos007 » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:07 pm

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
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Postby Brent2403 » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:21 pm

What did one male cannibal sat to another male canninbal ?

" I would love to eat your wife "

:allout:

( get it eat instead of meet - no - oh well never mind )
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