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[Hazza]

Why am I finding the above post entertaining and funny to read?

[andri_cy]

Because it IS entertaining and funny

[THE HIGHLANDER]

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR VENTURE ALEX,

You'll have probably noticed how small minded a small percentage of the members on this form are,but don't let them put you off its just there sarcastic warped sense of humour that some how gives them a cowardly buzz while sitting safely behind there computer screens and not face to face with who there slagging if it wasn't you it would be someone else on the receiving end mate.

LOL 444 WISHART ARCH DEFFENDERS

[Cyprus Vending]

Both sites are not working - for me!!! - Now they are both back online!

So what you are looking for is a F.C.U.K ?

Am I right?

Get a life man...

Do it the way normal people do it & not like they do in the movies.

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I am not allowed to edit my post, so I’ll have to post another reply.

Normally, I wouldn’t bother to reply, but this guy above expressed something powerful that he didn’t mean to..

A lot of people get into it to get a fuck, one night stands this kind of thing.

I personally believe that it’s not worth the effort. And it’s a lot of effort. You have to change the way you dress, the way you move, the way you talk and more importantly the way you think and feel.

It ain’t easy. It requires breaking bad habits. Try to get off on the other side of the bed for 2 weeks straight, you’ll see how hard it is to do that every single morning.

If at the end of the road all you get is a warm body for a night, you might as well pay for it and save all the work.

"Do it the way normal people do it & not like they do in the movies."

Normal people don't get laid nearly as often as they pretend.
If they do, they generally get attached to that girl, her being their only option, and when they get dumped they don't have a clue how to get another girl, and the cycle of "luck" begins with them again. After a while, they get sick of how hard it is for them to find a new girl when the "relationship" ends, so they choose marriage and remove themselves from the "game"

I have copied a fragment from another post, as funny as it is I think it’s a perfect example of how the dating game is usually played .

“Him:
(Begin)
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[Plan]<---,
| |no?
<Date?>---`
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( Yay! )

Her(after the date):
I am very flattered by your methodical and studious approach. As a Business Plan it is superb - but it lacks something which is er...ROMANCE! “

100% of the women reading this went “aha, that’s right”.

90% of the men reading this went “Wtf is this thing - romance? . 30 sec of scratching and pondering. Aha, it must be like in those movies in which the lovable loser gets the girl after he gives her the perfect speech. Or maybe it means spending a few hundred dollars for an expensive dinner so that she will respect me as a man.”
Guess what. It doesn’t work that way.

5% of the men reading this understood what she ment. But they’re gay.

Did you know that in the USA, 50% of all the books sold are romance novels? That’s right, Sandra Brown, Danielle Steele, soap opera type of books.
That means that all the books on sports, science, literature, architecture, police novels and everything else known to mankind represent all together only half of the books bought.
Somehow, that sounds like an unfullfiled need.

The truth is that the vast majority of men are clueless as to what women want…
Him: “I got lucky”
Her: “it just happened”
And the world keeps turning.

We are learning how to offer women what they really want.Romance.

Here’s a direct link to the forum. http://cypruslair.com/forums/index.php
If you are going to read it as entertainment, that’s fine, it’s up to you.
But it’s not what it’s meant for.
You have the other links in my previous message.

We are not teachers, we are students ourselves. But we know the teacher, and this course will be better than all your school years and university years together.