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[Steve 1947]

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman in a very tight revealing dress comes over to their table, gives her husband a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "And Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Mercedes and Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club, the maid and the credit cards will go and some of your jewellery will have to sold. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous lady on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.

The wife thinks a while -
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"Ours is much prettier," she replies