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Joke that got me in the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Postby tony harte » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:41 am

I posted this joke on the Eastern Cyprus board


When the queen Mum died

Her 2 Corgi's were watching her funeral on TV


"I'm glad that old cow is dead" says the boy Corgi

"Why's that" say's the girl Corgi

"Coz we wont get the blame for p*****g on the couch anymore"
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These are the replies :roll:


Sorry Tony smutty to say the least ........Maggie Larnaca
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Not what we're used to on this forum Tony.
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Have to agree with Maggie and Steve Croad.
I thought this "joke" was in very poor taste.
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I wouldn't mind if it was a very funny joke and a bit risque.

This doesn't work Tony, what made you post it?

Ruth
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Sorry Tony i disagree- It's just downright distasteful.
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ahhhhhhhhhh
Am i living in a fish bowl?????????????

LOL
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Postby theresa » Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:08 pm

I thought it was very funny and probably a true story..........

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Postby Eliko » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:33 am

Tony, don't be disheartened by the negative responses you got for your joke, as soon as you mention anything to do with the 'royals' (except when it is in blind praise of them) you are sure to stir up a hornet's nest. I find this rather puzzling since most of the objections seem to stem from the loyal subjects of that far off land where very few can properly describe the flag of their nation. Humourless England, home of the sanctimonious under-dog, upholders of the very principles which will ultimately spell their end. Nice joke matey. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby tony harte » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:58 am

Hi Eliko

I was not disheartened just suprised that there are such dull people with the abilty to use a computor.
Killjoys i think is a good word for them
They have shit lives so they want to infect the rest with there shit moods

This is a great site
at least you can say your bit here without the PC police getting excited

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Postby Snad » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:25 pm

Eliko wrote:Tony, don't be disheartened by the negative responses you got for your joke, as soon as you mention anything to do with the 'royals' (except when it is in blind praise of them) you are sure to stir up a hornet's nest. I find this rather puzzling since most of the objections seem to stem from the loyal subjects of that far off land where very few can properly describe the flag of their nation. Humourless England, home of the sanctimonious under-dog, upholders of the very principles which will ultimately spell their end. Nice joke matey. :D :D :D :D :D :D




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Postby Eliko » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:51 pm

You've let yourself down a bit there Snad, a most unladylike retort, hardly becoming of a representative of your country in a foreign land yet not altogether un-characteristic. :o :o :o :o :o
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Postby Snad » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:06 pm

Oh Eliko you do make me laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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