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A man and his wife...

Postby Kartal_Aetos » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:14 am

a man and his wife went on vacation to jerusalem...while they were there the wife sadly passed away. The undertaker told the husband "you can have her shipped home for $5000 or have her buried here in the wonderful holy land for $150". The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked "why would you pay $5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the holy land and you would only spend $150?"

The man replied "A long time ago a man once died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...I cant take that risk"
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Postby Eliko » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:26 am

Ten out of ten for that one son ! :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby chrisp » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:34 pm

ooohhhh---
being female was desperate to be disappointed, but couldnt help but laugh :lol:


ps are we really that bad :cry:
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Postby Kartal_Aetos » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:09 am

apparently, this particular female was :D lol....

im sure ur amazing in every way chrisp :)
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