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Lame (but true) airline joke

Postby Johnson&Johnson » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:55 pm

A guy sitting at an airport bar in New York noticed a beautiful woman in uniform sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for? "

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh shit, she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said . . .

"Ahhh, Cyprus Airways!"
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Postby Snad » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:45 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!!
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Postby titantrigger » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:50 pm

Brill
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Postby skyvet » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:31 pm

LOL !! :lol:
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Postby Bill » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:45 pm

I once saw a fairly mature Cyprus airways attendant smile---- I nearly asked her if she suffered from wind :lol:
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