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[BirKibrisli]

I really don't think I can make it go away,Zan.Sorry ,mate.
But Lena might be able to help.
From what she writes above you might be in mortal danger if you go anywhere near her.There are times I wish I lived in London!!!

I think we have a "weapon of MASS destruction" loose in London.

I we let George Bush know,do you think he might pull his troops out of Iraq,and send them to London to find and neutralise Lena???

I was talking about Zan.

He is the one with the "loaded weapon of mass destruction".

Then again, Zan may be just bragging too, about how lethal his "WMD" is.

Tell that "Recovering Idiot Bush", to stay away from Lena.

Sorry I thought you were talking about Lena.She too seems as if she might be a WMD if she so choses...

But if Zan can turn into a WMD by just taking one blue pill,I would get suspicious if I were him.Perhaps his wife is slipping one in his tea every morning!!!

That has to be changed to WMS (weapon of mass satisfaction)

And about the wife........I am UP long before my wife gets out of bed in the morning......If you get my drift

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

[Kikapu]

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

This should be interesting to watch.

Two middle aged guys fighting with sticks over Lena.

You must be warned Bir, that Zan's stick is always "on guard".

[BirKibrisli]

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

This should be interesting to watch.

Two middle aged guys fighting with sticks over Lena.

You must be warned Bir, that Zan's stick is always "on guard".

Zan's stick might be always on guard,dear Kikapu,but I have a big supply of those little blue pills.If only I could remember where I've hidden them!..

[Kikapu]

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

This should be interesting to watch.

Two middle aged guys fighting with sticks over Lena.

You must be warned Bir, that Zan's stick is always "on guard".

Zan's stick might be always on guard,dear Kikapu,but I have a big supply of those little blue pills.If only I could remember where I've hidden them!..

Well, I hope when you find them, you will remember where to put them.

Lets just say, the closest "port of entry" to stimulate action, is not the correct place to put them.

[BirKibrisli]

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

This should be interesting to watch.

Two middle aged guys fighting with sticks over Lena.

You must be warned Bir, that Zan's stick is always "on guard".

Zan's stick might be always on guard,dear Kikapu,but I have a big supply of those little blue pills.If only I could remember where I've hidden them!..

Well, I hope when you find them, you will remember where to put them.

Lets just say, the closest "port of entry" to stimulate action, is not the correct place to put them.

I don't think it'll matter where I put them.They must've gone off by now.

[LENA]

The name first,Lena mou...
Birkibrisli literally means A Cypriot in Turkish.Bir ------>One Kibrisli------->From Cyprus So The One from Cyprus or A Cypriot...But on another level it also means The One from a UNITED Cyprus...Birkibris----->OneCyprus Birkibrisli ------>The one from One Cyprus...

As to falling in LOVE...You'll have to remind me what that is...It's been so long since..............

Thank you Birkibrisli mou for the Turkish lesson!!!
I like your name now...at the begging it was just a headache for me...too difficult to remember and write it correct... but now i am fine

As for the reminding thing...i am good at that and if you didnt know...i am a teacher ...so I can handle children very well...especially boys...(all ages) and i know how to teach and make the other to comprehend what i am teaching!!!! Even better if he knows what i want to say and he just need reminding!!!

[LENA]

I get your drift alright,but does your wife???
Does she know that you are a WWMS (A Walking Weapon of Mass Satisfaction)
By the way I have changed my mind about you and Lena...You keep your Weapon of Mass Satisfaction away from her,Okey?Or I will come and beat you with my walking stick...

This should be interesting to watch.

Two middle aged guys fighting with sticks over Lena.

You must be warned Bir, that Zan's stick is always "on guard".

Oh!!!!

[BirKibrisli]

The name first,Lena mou...
Birkibrisli literally means A Cypriot in Turkish.Bir ------>One Kibrisli------->From Cyprus So The One from Cyprus or A Cypriot...But on another level it also means The One from a UNITED Cyprus...Birkibris----->OneCyprus Birkibrisli ------>The one from One Cyprus...

As to falling in LOVE...You'll have to remind me what that is...It's been so long since..............

Thank you Birkibrisli mou for the Turkish lesson!!!
I like your name now...at the begging it was just a headache for me...too difficult to remember and write it correct... but now i am fine

As for the reminding thing...i am good at that and if you didnt know...i am a teacher ...so I can handle children very well...especially boys...(all ages) and i know how to teach and make the other to comprehend what i am teaching!!!! Even better if he knows what i want to say and he just need reminding!!!

God save me if I ever come to London...
Or if you come to Sydney...

[LENA]

The name first,Lena mou...
Birkibrisli literally means A Cypriot in Turkish.Bir ------>One Kibrisli------->From Cyprus So The One from Cyprus or A Cypriot...But on another level it also means The One from a UNITED Cyprus...Birkibris----->OneCyprus Birkibrisli ------>The one from One Cyprus...

As to falling in LOVE...You'll have to remind me what that is...It's been so long since..............

Thank you Birkibrisli mou for the Turkish lesson!!!
I like your name now...at the begging it was just a headache for me...too difficult to remember and write it correct... but now i am fine

As for the reminding thing...i am good at that and if you didnt know...i am a teacher ...so I can handle children very well...especially boys...(all ages) and i know how to teach and make the other to comprehend what i am teaching!!!! Even better if he knows what i want to say and he just need reminding!!!

God save me if I ever come to London...
Or if you come to Sydney...

Why??? Am I dangerous???

[LENA]

By the way I am not in London!!!