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Postby kafenes » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:06 am

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous”.



Even funnier when told in Greek or Turkish.
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Postby karma » Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:11 am

lollllll
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Postby LENA » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby sweetie pie » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:42 pm

:)
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Sat Mar 17, 2007 11:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jody » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:58 am

very good made me laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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