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while a man was going to work by car, he found himself in an abnormal traffic jam. Then a guy comes near the car and tap on the car's window. The man opened the window and asked:
-what's all going on?
-The terrorists captured Bush. Unless one bilion dollars aren't given, they'll spill oil on Bush and burn him.
-Oh, i got the traffic jam now.
-So, we are collecting contributions from everyone.
-How much do you get from each person?
-Actually, 5 litres per one person!!
*sorry for the bad grammer:)

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying "And yesterday, Mr President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"My God.....OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up, teary-eyed and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.

pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah

ProudToBeGreek wrote:

iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.

pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah

You, who proclaim to be Greek, worship the same God in Orthodox churches, as Allah. Islam does not recognise Jesus as the Son of God, but he is recognised as a major prophet in Islam.

The Judeo-Christian-Islamic God goes under many names and, whether he be called Allah, Jahweh, Jehovah, Father, simply God or whatever, He is one and the same.

As for calling Afghanis barbarians, that depends on your definition. The Ancient Greek word βάρβαρος meant simply a foreigner. Using that definition, then, yes, Afghanis are foreign. If you mean that all of them commit atrocities, then you are wrong and indulging in perjorative racism. I worked with an Afghani, one of the Husamadi tribe, for many years and a nicer guy you could never find.

Can we please have a little more tolerance and less racism on these forums, please?

[Now the American doctor not to be outdone said:- "You guys are all way behind. In my country we have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for a job.
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sooo hilarious....keep em coming..

ProudToBeGreek wrote:

iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.

pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah

you are so poor. And you are proud to be Greek. But i'm doubt that your ancestors would proud of your to be Greek.

i THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SITE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

WRONG AGAIN!