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Postby serhan477 » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:26 am

while a man was going to work by car, he found himself in an abnormal traffic jam. Then a guy comes near the car and tap on the car's window. The man opened the window and asked:
-what's all going on?
-The terrorists captured Bush. Unless one bilion dollars aren't given, they'll spill oil on Bush and burn him.
-Oh, i got the traffic jam now.
-So, we are collecting contributions from everyone.
-How much do you get from each person?
-Actually, 5 litres per one person!!
*sorry for the bad grammer:)
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Postby Christie » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:45 pm

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying "And yesterday, Mr President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"My God.....OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up, teary-eyed and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Postby ProudToBeGreek » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:39 pm

iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.


pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah
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Postby devil » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:41 pm

ProudToBeGreek wrote:
iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.


pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah


You, who proclaim to be Greek, worship the same God in Orthodox churches, as Allah. Islam does not recognise Jesus as the Son of God, but he is recognised as a major prophet in Islam.

The Judeo-Christian-Islamic God goes under many names and, whether he be called Allah, Jahweh, Jehovah, Father, simply God or whatever, He is one and the same.

As for calling Afghanis barbarians, that depends on your definition. The Ancient Greek word βάρβαρος meant simply a foreigner. Using that definition, then, yes, Afghanis are foreign. If you mean that all of them commit atrocities, then you are wrong and indulging in perjorative racism. I worked with an Afghani, one of the Husamadi tribe, for many years and a nicer guy you could never find.

Can we please have a little more tolerance and less racism on these forums, please?
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Postby Zaynah » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:51 pm

[Now the American doctor not to be outdone said:- "You guys are all way behind. In my country we have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for a job.
CITY QUOTED....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .. :wink:

sooo hilarious....keep em coming.. :D
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Postby serhan477 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:06 pm

ProudToBeGreek wrote:
iskismet wrote:Yes, it is the second one I am unhappy with. I understand what black humour is - this is not it.


pfft, i disagree with afghan war, but afghans are barbarians, they believe in allah and shariah


you are so poor. And you are proud to be Greek. But i'm doubt that your ancestors would proud of your to be Greek.
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Postby little sugar » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:02 pm

i THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SITE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!

WRONG AGAIN!
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