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Posted: **Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:21 am**

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'

Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English .......repeat that in English'.
Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

:twisted:

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:19 am**

It was the decent thing to do!

cheers,
jimbo

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:42 am**

Scottish boy comes home says I've got a part in the school play ..
Mum says what part?
He says a husband..
Mum says ,what can't you get a speaking part..

ask Oracle

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:18 am**

its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:31 pm**

Funny, though.

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:39 pm**

fig head wrote:its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E

Well spotted Emma :lol:

You tell 'em :lol:

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:50 pm**

Good Luck to Scotland today!

This is an old one, but there were some cousin-in-laws playing ...

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:58 pm**

And this is for my son who was especially commended for his performance of the Haka this week ...

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:08 pm**

Oracle wrote:Good Luck to Scotland today!

This is an old one, but there were some cousin-in-laws playing ...

If it was the Hastings bros they were childhood friends who stayed round the corner from us.

Posted: **Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:30 pm**

denizaksulu wrote:
fig head wrote:its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E

Well spotted Emma You tell 'em

Strange no-one noticed that scotish should be spelt scoTTish,with 2 Ts. Even the scotsman didn't notice.
:roll:

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A English/Scottish joke

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