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A English/Scottish joke

Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:21 am

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'

Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English .......repeat that in English'.
Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

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Postby Jimbo the Jambo » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:19 am

It was the decent thing to do!

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Postby apc2010 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:42 am

Scottish boy comes home says I've got a part in the school play ..
Mum says what part?
He says a husband..
Mum says ,what can't you get a speaking part..


ask Oracle
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Postby fig head » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:18 am

its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E ;)
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Postby EricSeans » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:31 pm

Funny, though. :)
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:39 pm

fig head wrote:its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E ;)


:shock: :shock:

Well spotted Emma :lol: :lol: You tell 'em :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:50 pm

Good Luck to Scotland today! :D

This is an old one, but there were some cousin-in-laws playing ...



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Postby Oracle » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:58 pm

And this is for my son who was especially commended for his performance of the Haka this week ... :D


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Postby EricSeans » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:08 pm

Oracle wrote:Good Luck to Scotland today! :D

This is an old one, but there were some cousin-in-laws playing ...



8)


If it was the Hastings bros they were childhood friends who stayed round the corner from us.
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Postby Zorba » Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:30 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
fig head wrote:its wrong to say a english/scotish joke, the right way to say it is an english/scotish joke cause english starts with E ;)


:shock: :shock:

Well spotted Emma :lol: :lol: You tell 'em :lol:

Strange no-one noticed that scotish should be spelt scoTTish,with 2 Ts. Even the scotsman didn't notice.
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