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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,

"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

LOL Nice one Moosey

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good for moose

Moose may finally have seen the light.

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If she was that active they wouldn't have needed firming up!

liza has a point (?)

Liza wrote::shock: If she was that active they wouldn't have needed firming up!

I think its about time u posted a joke Liza.

Only when I've got a good one Pete, but now you've mentioned it I'll be on the hunt
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