Calories Burned During Sex
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:07 pmCalories Burned During Sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................... 8 Calories
With one hand ..................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................. 485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...........................................12 Calories
69 lying down......................................78 Calories
69 standing up...................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2..,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.............................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
20-29 years.......................................36 Calories
30-39 years........................................80 Calories
40-49 years......................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door............5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door........8,211 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
These results may vary.....
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................... 8 Calories
With one hand ..................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................. 485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...........................................12 Calories
69 lying down......................................78 Calories
69 standing up...................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2..,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.............................................112 Calories
Fake..........................................1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
If you are:
20-29 years.......................................36 Calories
30-39 years........................................80 Calories
40-49 years......................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door............5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door........8,211 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
These results may vary.....
