Do you understand this Joke?
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:46 pmA man walks into a pub in England (you'll see why it has to be location specific in a minute) and sits down at the bar, after a few sips of his pint, he realises he is out of cigarettes. He goes over to the machine and inserts his coins fully expecting a pack of 20 to drop out, but instead, the machine says to him "You f**king ugly disgusting b**tard, you stink" and keeps his money. Shocked, he goes back to his seat and the barman has put out some peanuts for him. As he sits down, the peanuets say to him "Nice shirt mate, you're looking great tonight". The man is understandably confused and tells the barman what has just happened, the barman replies "aah, yes, the cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary".
