There are three stages of sex.
#1 - House Sex - this is when you first get together and have sex all over the house, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, top of the washing machine etc etc.
#2 - Bedroom Sex - This is the type of sex you have when you have been together for awhile - you now only ever have sex in the bedroom.
#3 - Hallway Sex - This is when you have been together for ages and as you walk past each other in the hallway you say "fuck you"







... few years ago they explain me what that means actually...I know that you are older than me and know a lot more than me but are you aware of what that literally mean?

