LENA wrote:mmm that makes me think....Zan has a better knowledge with the English language and Deniz has a very dirty mind??? or Deniz is innocent and Zan wants to show us how good his English are??
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LENA wrote:mmm that makes me think....Zan has a better knowledge with the English language and Deniz has a very dirty mind??? or Deniz is innocent and Zan wants to show us how good his English are??
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denizaksulu wrote:zan wrote:denizaksulu wrote:LENA wrote:denizaksulu wrote:LENA wrote:Deniz...I am struggling with British expression dont make my life difficult! "Ironing board"?![]()
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I hate to tell you this, it is something I am very familiar with. I am talking about the device on which you 'press' your clothes with an iron. Sorry I am kidding. Look Lena I am blushing![]()
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I am taking a deep breath now. Extremely skinny ladies who are deficient on the top are refered to as being 'ironing board's . Sorry, its bit cruel and crude.
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LOL....LMAO....now i get the picture...well I do iron but I am not an "ironing board" for sure!!![]()
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Well I agree we better skip that part...thank you!!!
I am trying to imagine an Ironing Board ' doing an Oriental Dance. Yukk!
Sorry to be pedantic Deniz but I am trying to emulate those on the religion threadThe reference to the ironing board is usually only made to the stomach and not the lady lumps higher up. I have always heard it used in a sentence when referring to an ironing board stomach which of course means flat and straight.
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What religion thread may I ask? The church and military?
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zan wrote:LENA wrote:mmm that makes me think....Zan has a better knowledge with the English language and Deniz has a very dirty mind??? or Deniz is innocent and Zan wants to show us how good his English are??
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Men huh!

zan wrote:denizaksulu wrote:LENA wrote:denizaksulu wrote:LENA wrote:Deniz...I am struggling with British expression dont make my life difficult! "Ironing board"?![]()
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I hate to tell you this, it is something I am very familiar with. I am talking about the device on which you 'press' your clothes with an iron. Sorry I am kidding. Look Lena I am blushing![]()
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I am taking a deep breath now. Extremely skinny ladies who are deficient on the top are refered to as being 'ironing board's . Sorry, its bit cruel and crude.
Please change the subject.![]()
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LOL....LMAO....now i get the picture...well I do iron but I am not an "ironing board" for sure!!![]()
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Well I agree we better skip that part...thank you!!!
I am trying to imagine an Ironing Board ' doing an Oriental Dance. Yukk!
Sorry to be pedantic Deniz but I am trying to emulate those on the religion threadThe reference to the ironing board is usually only made to the stomach and not the lady lumps higher up. I have always heard it used in a sentence when referring to an ironing board stomach which of course means flat and straight.
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Filitsa wrote:Well, Lady Lena and Gents, looks like I've missed out on some fun today.![]()
If a woman has a flat stomach it's called an "ironing board." If a man has well developed abdominals they're called a "six pack." Pretty sexually chauvinstic terms, if you ask me, but "lady lumps" and "fried eggs"?How 'bout giving the word "breasts" a try? Anyway, Lena mou, I'm told that an attractive belly dancer requires a little flesh around the middle, so I'm sure you'd make a fine one.
Now Humanist, can you dance the tsiftetelli and zembeikiko? I think, Lena, we need to hold auditions. What do you think?
Here's a story for Humanist. Ages ago, when my father took us to Cyprus to meet our relatives for the first time, it appeared that somehow we were related to everyone in this particular district of Lefkosia. As such, it was difficult to remember everyone's name, so "out of the mouths of babes" it came from my little brother, "When in doubt, Andrea or Androula."

Filitsa wrote:Well, Lady Lena and Gents, looks like I've missed out on some fun today.![]()
If a woman has a flat stomach it's called an "ironing board." If a man has well developed abdominals they're called a "six pack." Pretty sexually chauvinstic terms, if you ask me, but "lady lumps" and "fried eggs"?How 'bout giving the word "breasts" a try? Anyway, Lena mou, I'm told that an attractive belly dancer requires a little flesh around the middle, so I'm sure you'd make a fine one.
Now Humanist, can you dance the tsiftetelli and zembeikiko? I think, Lena, we need to hold auditions. What do you think?
Here's a story for Humanist. Ages ago, when my father took us to Cyprus to meet our relatives for the first time, it appeared that somehow we were related to everyone in this particular district of Lefkosia. As such, it was difficult to remember everyone's name, so "out of the mouths of babes" it came from my little brother, "When in doubt, Andrea or Androula."

Filitsa wrote:Well, Lady Lena and Gents, looks like I've missed out on some fun today.![]()
If a woman has a flat stomach it's called an "ironing board." If a man has well developed abdominals they're called a "six pack." Pretty sexually chauvinstic terms, if you ask me, but "lady lumps" and "fried eggs"?How 'bout giving the word "breasts" a try? Anyway, Lena mou, I'm told that an attractive belly dancer requires a little flesh around the middle, so I'm sure you'd make a fine one.
Now Humanist, can you dance the tsiftetelli and zembeikiko? I think, Lena, we need to hold auditions. What do you think?
Here's a story for Humanist. Ages ago, when my father took us to Cyprus to meet our relatives for the first time, it appeared that somehow we were related to everyone in this particular district of Lefkosia. As such, it was difficult to remember everyone's name, so "out of the mouths of babes" it came from my little brother, "When in doubt, Andrea or Androula."

LENA wrote:Filitsa wrote:Well, Lady Lena and Gents, looks like I've missed out on some fun today.![]()
If a woman has a flat stomach it's called an "ironing board." If a man has well developed abdominals they're called a "six pack." Pretty sexually chauvinstic terms, if you ask me, but "lady lumps" and "fried eggs"?How 'bout giving the word "breasts" a try? Anyway, Lena mou, I'm told that an attractive belly dancer requires a little flesh around the middle, so I'm sure you'd make a fine one.
Now Humanist, can you dance the tsiftetelli and zembeikiko? I think, Lena, we need to hold auditions. What do you think?
Here's a story for Humanist. Ages ago, when my father took us to Cyprus to meet our relatives for the first time, it appeared that somehow we were related to everyone in this particular district of Lefkosia. As such, it was difficult to remember everyone's name, so "out of the mouths of babes" it came from my little brother, "When in doubt, Andrea or Androula."
Well I guess number one was correct...Dirty mind Deniz??
Thanks for the info Filitsa mou
By the way if they were not Andreas or Androula they could be Marios and Maria
As for the auditions count me in!!! But I am very strict judge!!

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