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[cannedmoose]

Nice summary James... But you missed that Main_Source is also a chav...

[magikthrill]

Well, you didn't miss much, anyway. Brother is gay, Main_Source is gayer, Cannedmoose has memorised the Internet and can refer you to any site/photograph/animation that exists or has ever existed online (he's also probably lying about what he's doing his PhD on; it's probably a PhD on Cyber-Freakness), it's Marina's b-day (happy b-day!), Brother and Liza hate their job and prefer to just not do it, spending their time here instead, Cannedmoose wants to find a library, and, of course, the reason that all this has finally been revealed: Insan is missing! Oh, and somewhere in this sorry excuse for a world there exists some sort of beverage (obviously made exclusively for distinguished gentlemen, like Brother) called 'Gay Fuel'.

Just another boring day, really...

LoL that is great jimmy.
and to include the monkey spanking king on this:

i should be packing out of my flat but my friends convinced me to go out so now I am putting useless stuff in my boxes and throwing away expensive clothes in a drunken haze. and also posting on this forum, because packing is just a crueler form of studying for me.

so im up and away from this overrated city of angels. will be posting back from ny though

PS whats a chav?

[cannedmoose]

How could we forget his Holy Monkey-spankingness Thrill

Thrill, a chav is as follows: (definition from wikipedia)
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Chav is a derogatory slang term currently in popular usage throughout England. It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped as being uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behavior. The label is typically (although not exclusively) applied to teenagers and young adults of white working class or lower-middle class origin. A male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette, although chav is typically used to refer to both sexes.

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My tips for spotting a chav: You can identify the chav by their constant wearing of hooded sweatshirts (which they wear and keep up the hood in even the warmest temperatures), under which they normally wear a burberry baseball cap. Quite often they will accompany this ensemble with shell-suit trousers or super-loose and baggy jeans. White trainers are a must. They also wear copious amounts of large gold jewellery (a la Mr. T from the 'A-Team' in an attempt to look classy) - for chavettes, this usually involves enormous gold hoop earings - often bouncing off the shoulders they're so big. Chav's are also responsible for a new activity called 'happy slapping', where groups of chavs go up to individuals in the street and slap them while others take video footage on their mobile phones. It's basically jackass brought to the street.

Pictures below to help with chav identification:

[magikthrill]

How could we forget his Holy Monkey-spankingness Thrill

Thrill, a chav is as follows: (definition from wikipedia)

Chav is a derogatory slang term currently in popular usage throughout England. It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped as being uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behavior. The label is typically (although not exclusively) applied to teenagers and young adults of white working class or lower-middle class origin. A male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette, although chav is typically used to refer to both sexes.

You can identify the chav by their constant wearing of either hooded sweatshirts (which they keep up in even the warmest temperatures), under which they normally wear a burberry baseball cap. Quite often they will accompany this ensemble with shell-suit trousers or super-loose and baggy jeans. White trainers are a must. They also wear copious amounts of large gold jewellery (a la Mr. T from the 'A-Team' in an attempt to look classy - for chavettes, this usually involves enormous gold hoop earings - often bouncing off the shoulders they're so big. Pictures below to show what I mean:

thanks for that moose.

here in the states we refer to these people as "white trash"

[cannedmoose]

Yeah thrill, they're the English version of 'trailer-trash', although we don't really have trailer parks en masse over here... more council estates. Since I live on the edge of a council estate, I'm a chav-spotting expert

[city]

Thanks a lot Jimmy! So kind of you.

So I'm more or less up-to-date again and learned some new and interesting facts about my fellow forum members......

[cannedmoose]

So I'm more or less up-to-date again and learned some new and interesting facts about my fellow forum members......

Most importantly of course the Thrill is an amazing monkey spanker...

[magikthrill]

Most importantly of course the Thrill is an amazing monkey spanker...

and dont you forget it!!

[city]

yes, of course! How could I forget to mention this......

[cannedmoose]

Most importantly of course the Thrill is an amazing monkey spanker...

and dont you forget it!!

Soon to be dominating the East Coast with your high-level self-abuse activities...