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by **cannedmoose** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:16 am

Don't know if anyone else heard about this story, ignore the fact that it's in the Sun, it is actually true... :lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005220835,00.html

by **Marinella** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:09 pm

Haha

Dirty bitch! I bet the reek of fanny guff nearly dropped the paramedics!

Hey, I once knew of a guy who got rushed to casualty with a carrot jammed up his arse!

How embarrassing would that have been?

:shock:

by **brother** » Mon May 23, 2005 11:24 am

What was a carrot doing up his no mans land :shock:

by **cannedmoose** » Mon May 23, 2005 12:08 pm

He was obviously tending his veggie patch and sat down at an inopportune moment Bro'... isn't it obvious! :wink:

by **brother** » Mon May 23, 2005 12:48 pm

Moosey i did not want to stretch my imagination there but now you mention it, my eyes are watering at that painful thought, but i bet main-source is all excited or was it you out on a kinky weekend with Marinella and her gay friends and this was just a thing that happened :lol:

by **Marinella** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:41 pm

I tried to stick cherry tomatoes up a guys arse one time at a party - he made the mistake of falling asleep. I jammed them in the crack of his arse and when he woke up, he went to the toilet and got a terrible fright when there was red things floating in the bowl!

haha

He was so relieved when he found out that it was just a few tomatoes.

The fun one can have with some fruit and veg!!

by **brother** » Tue May 24, 2005 12:58 pm

Marinella remind me to NEVER party hard with you girl, one can not even imagine what might end up ones crack in the morning with you around. :shock:

by **Marina2005** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:46 pm

Had a friend in the UK who was a nurse, she said that a women came into Emergency with a PEELED BANANA stuck inside her......when ask how it got there she told them she was putting up her curtains when she feel on the fruit bowl!!!!!!!!!!

by **cannedmoose** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:49 pm

Did she peel it as she fell? Now that's a talented lady... :wink:

by **Marina2005** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:52 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Did she peel it as she fell? Now that's a talented lady...

Exactly!
And how many people do you know that hang there curtains up with no panties on!!!!!!!!

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