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Postby jewel2005 » Thu May 26, 2005 12:01 pm

Carpet and curtains? What do you mean by that Marinella ? Maybe my english is not so good :cry:
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Postby Marinella » Thu May 26, 2005 4:54 pm

jewel2005 wrote:Carpet and curtains? What do you mean by that Marinella ? Maybe my english is not so good :cry:



Sorry Jewel, what I mean by carpet and curtains is: are you brunette all over?

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Postby cannedmoose » Thu May 26, 2005 5:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Panagia mou... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Thu May 26, 2005 5:40 pm

Unbelievable, isn't it? :lol:
I couldn't figure it out, at first, but then I saw the username and suddenly it all made sense. :lol:


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Postby magikthrill » Thu May 26, 2005 5:44 pm

i know a similar one with blond and paint:

a blond woman wanted to paint her house during the summer time so she bought some paints from the hardware store and got to work. when her hubsand came outside to see her he saw she was wearing two huge fur coats. the husband asks: what are you doing? and she replied "the label says best results when using 2 coats" :lol:
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Postby brother » Thu May 26, 2005 5:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jewel2005 » Fri May 27, 2005 6:33 am

Ok. Ok. Let us all laugh. The thing about me is that I dont understand most of the jokes.
Marinella. Yes I am brunette all over. :D
Saint Jimmy. You saw my username and all made sense.
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Postby Liza » Fri May 27, 2005 9:32 am

Helo Jewel Filoui - Ti kaneis ?? :D
Don't worry about getting all the jokes, at least your trying!!
Some of the English we use is a bit difficult to understand because it's slang (san xopiatika as to poume) - those of us that have actually lived in the U.K. really know what these guys are on about (and sometimes I dont get the jokes either!)
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Postby jewel2005 » Fri May 27, 2005 9:42 am

Oh hello Liza. Good morning. How are u this beautiful morning ?
Well in general I dont understand most of the jokes, but at least I say it. I am not the kind of person that just laugh in order to join the group of others (that laugh). If I dont understand it, I just say it.
Yes I also agree with you about the language, there are a lot of words that I dont understand because it´s slang, but I am a quick learner :) Another reason is the thing that I didnt study abroad, I was born and raised here in Cyprus, and I got my degree also here in Cyprus.
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Postby Liza » Fri May 27, 2005 10:14 am

What did you study? What line of work are you in?

Lovely day isn't it!! Weekend tomorrow so I'll take my kids to the beach.
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