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The Porch

Postby brother » Wed May 25, 2005 11:00 am

A BLONDE, wanting to earn some money, decided to canvass a wealthy neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said: "How about 50 pounds?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband.

"Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?" she asked.
The man replied: "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 3:26 pm

LOL

You can't beat a good blonde joke!!

:D
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Postby jewel2005 » Wed May 25, 2005 3:34 pm

brother I did not understand the joke. Please explain it.
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Postby Marinella » Wed May 25, 2005 4:03 pm

jewel2005 wrote:brother I did not understand the joke. Please explain it.




Jewel, are you by any chance a blonde?

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Postby cannedmoose » Wed May 25, 2005 4:07 pm

:lol:

Image rather than Image Jewel mou
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Postby jewel2005 » Wed May 25, 2005 9:11 pm

Marinella mou I am not a blonde. I am 100% brunet. Thanxs for the explanation cannedmoose. I thought brother said porche and not porch :) My mistake :)
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Postby cannedmoose » Thu May 26, 2005 1:01 am

Kanena provlima dear...
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Postby jewel2005 » Thu May 26, 2005 6:56 am

Thanxs again cannedmoose. You always help me with these. :)
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Postby Marinella » Thu May 26, 2005 11:09 am

jewel2005 wrote: I am 100% brunet.


Carpet and curtains?

LOL

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Postby Saint Jimmy » Thu May 26, 2005 11:11 am

:lol:

Fruitcake.
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