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[FragnaticDeath]

With attitudes like this, is it no wonder people really can't take you seriously? This is hardly helpful or encouraging, in fact it is so detrimental to the cause, it makes me wonder (sadly) if you actually want a peaceful solution to the Cyprus Problem. Fortunately, it really does seem to be just a few....

Read paliometoxos post again.

... and a very decent post it was, but where the hell is it?

just telling him to reread it

[Z4]

When I feel down and cheesed off I just hop on to this mickey mouse site, it cheers me up!!

[Get Real!]

Err, I’ve got another technical question for the carpetbaggers…

Does the “TRNC ministry of health” subsidize your colostomy bags?

[Oracle]

Err, I’ve got another technical question for the carpetbaggers…

Does the “TRNC ministry of health” subsidize your colostomy bags?

Unfortunately, they supply them ready filled ... Perhaps condescending, patronizing "UK-educated" Nurse "Daisy May" is in charge of emptying them in this forum.

[Epiktitos]

This is hardly helpful or encouraging, in fact it is so detrimental to the cause, it makes me wonder (sadly) if you actually want a peaceful solution to the Cyprus Problem. Fortunately, it really does seem to be just a few....

It's not just a few. You people need to realise that there are no circumstances under which you will keep property that is legally owned by displaced Greek Cypriots. Let's go through the scenarios:
(1) Status quo continues: you'll lose through the courts, just like the Orams.
(2) Political settlement of any kind: you will certainly be dispossessed; you have no leverage, no voice, and no vote in the political process, hence there is no reason for compromises to be made on your account.
(3) "Annexation" by turkey: see point (1) (and this option is just in your minds, it will never happen).

As for the rest of us, we'll just sit back and enjoy GR! mock you without mercy.

[FragnaticDeath]

Fail?

[Epiktitos]

Perhaps a topic fail

[Abdul, The Bulbul Amir]

You fought, you lost you ran away
The Turkish army won the day
The Brits here think its really funny
They bought houses for little money

Now you all rant and rave
The Greek land you wish to save
But you really should hurry
Because no one here has a worry

All our money we have hid
Far away from you , oh yes we did
Our money is in Turkey
The thought of that makes you lot feel scary

Across the border why don't you come
With the rest of your ex EOKA scum
Your bulldozers we would love to meet
But i suppose they will be driven by your Greek sheep

I know we all get up your nose
But that's the price of cowardice I suppose
You really should have tried harder
Instead of hiding in your larder

And now somebody has committed the biggest sin
They have dumped Papa Docs bones in a bin
You really where all very careless
But you saw in coming in all fairness

Remember these lines you should
I think they are really good.

'You fought, you lost ,you ran away'
Its the Turks who won the day

[DT.]

You fought, you lost you ran away
The Turkish army won the day
The Brits here think its really funny
They bought houses for little money

Now you all rant and rave
The Greek land you wish to save
But you really should hurry
Because no one here has a worry

All our money we have hid
Far away from you , oh yes we did
Our money is in Turkey
The thought of that makes you lot feel scary

Across the border why don't you come
With the rest of your ex EOKA scum
Your bulldozers we would love to meet
But i suppose they will be driven by your Greek sheep

I know we all get up your nose
But that's the price of cowardice I suppose
You really should have tried harder
Instead of hiding in your larder

And now somebody has committed the biggest sin
They have dumped Papa Docs bones in a bin
You really where all very careless
But you saw in coming in all fairness

Remember these lines you should
I think they are really good.

'You fought, you lost ,you ran away'
Its the Turks who won the day

We fought we lost we swam away
is what your cretan brothers say

[Get Real!]

“I’m just a simple Brit”

I’m just a simple Brit with an IQ of a twit,
And after years of getting in trouble
I left old Blighty on the double
To an island in the Med
Where Ali sold me a Turkish shed,
And it cost me an arm and a leg!

So now I’ve burned up all my bridges
And I’m just stuck in all these ridges
Without a title or a deed
But a bombshell that I need
A damn good lawyer to take heed!

Cos there’s a man that makes the claim
The shed ain’t mine I hear him say
For I’ve been fucked hard all the way
And I should hang my head in shame
For being an idiot and so damn lame!