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[Oracle]

Exceed your talents - easy in my case!

Oh, and never learn to cook!

Lana

Ok Lana we never asked for your life story.

She remains a woman of mystery!

I wonder if we can get her to divulge these "talents" in which she exceeds?

Maybe Paphitis can help..........

(Hmm, where is he btw?)

[yialousa1971]

Exceed your talents - easy in my case!

Oh, and never learn to cook!

Lana

Ok Lana we never asked for your life story.

She remains a woman of mystery!

I wonder if we can get her to divulge these "talents" in which she exceeds?

Maybe Paphitis can help..........

(Hmm, where is he btw?)

Bugs Bunny upset him and he went off in a huff.

[DT.]

I’m a successful host for drinking binges so here are my top 5 tips for that special evening for your mates…

1. Tell your mates you’ve booked some gorgeous Russian women to show up on the evening because that really gets them excited and even though they know it’s not true they’re still hopeful! (Hope dies last)

2. Call up your friends while they’re on their way and tell them they’re running late because the rest of you just knocked off the Blue Label so they should grab a bottle while on the road!

3. Men eat like pigs and after a few drinks they’ll even chew on leather so it’s a good time to get rid of all those expired snacks that have been collecting dust for three years that nobody else will eat!

4. Never throw a Blue Label bottle away… just keep refilling it with Red and your mates will always appreciate the luxury treat and hold you in high esteem!

5. Make sure you’re sitting further from the fridge than all your mates, that way they get to fetch the ice all night!


So there you go people… five handy tips for a happy evening of male bonding!

all this seems vaguely familiar

[kurupetos]

Well they say "start at the bottom and work your way to the top". Unfortunately it didn't work that way for Malapapa, he started at the bottom and still is at the bottom after cleaning toilets for 30 years!

But then theres Lana but thats another story which I'll let her tell. In my case get a good job first time and stick with it.

No, Andrikkos is very successful!

[kurupetos]

I’m a successful host for drinking binges so here are my top 5 tips for that special evening for your mates…

1. Tell your mates you’ve booked some gorgeous Russian women to show up on the evening because that really gets them excited and even though they know it’s not true they’re still hopeful! (Hope dies last)

2. Call up your friends while they’re on their way and tell them they’re running late because the rest of you just knocked off the Blue Label so they should grab a bottle while on the road!

3. Men eat like pigs and after a few drinks they’ll even chew on leather so it’s a good time to get rid of all those expired snacks that have been collecting dust for three years that nobody else will eat!

4. Never throw a Blue Label bottle away… just keep refilling it with Red and your mates will always appreciate the luxury treat and hold you in high esteem!

5. Make sure you’re sitting further from the fridge than all your mates, that way they get to fetch the ice all night!


So there you go people… five handy tips for a happy evening of male bonding!

I hope you don't have any mates!

[kurupetos]

The secret of success to a delicious "Risotto ai funghi porcini", is to use the white wine after, and not before, the porcini!

[Oracle]

Today I made the best ever Key-Lime-Pie and the secret was to let my son add "Orios" to the biscuit base mix ...

(I think he copied the "Hairy Bikers".)

[CBBB]

Exceed your talents - easy in my case!

Oh, and never learn to cook!

Lana

Ok Lana we never asked for your life story.

She remains a woman of mystery!

I wonder if we can get her to divulge these "talents" in which she exceeds?

Maybe Paphitis can help..........

(Hmm, where is he btw?)

Bugs Bunny upset him and he went off in a huff.

Moi?

[yialousa1971]

Exceed your talents - easy in my case!

Oh, and never learn to cook!

Lana

Ok Lana we never asked for your life story.

She remains a woman of mystery!

I wonder if we can get her to divulge these "talents" in which she exceeds?

Maybe Paphitis can help..........

(Hmm, where is he btw?)

Bugs Bunny upset him and he went off in a huff.

Moi?

Yeah you.

[Get Real!]

Ok, here’s a serious one now…


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