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by **cyprusgrump** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:20 am

Smiler Brian wrote:X factor fans. If you are missing Gamu do not worry. From next Wednesday you can sponsor her for £3 a month.

by **hilltop** » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:50 pm

Once I've cooked the vegetables..... What the fcuk do I do with the wheelchairs????

by **apc2010** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:47 am

I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."

I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."

by **apc2010** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:25 am

A boy walked into the kitchen and saw his dad having sex with his mum. He looked at his son laughed and winked. Later that day the dad walked into his son's room and saw him having sex with his nan. The son looked at his dad winked and said "not so funny when its your mum is it?"

by **SpartanGamer** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:03 pm

I've finally decided what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm out trick or treating around Bradford and I'm gonna scare the crap out of anyone who answers the door.
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer.

by **Cap** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:08 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:I've finally decided what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm out trick or treating around Bradford and I'm gonna scare the crap out of anyone who answers the door.
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer.

lol, try Birmingham.

by **SpartanGamer** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:04 pm

Cap wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:I've finally decided what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm out trick or treating around Bradford and I'm gonna scare the crap out of anyone who answers the door.
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer.

lol, try Birmingham.

or London... or Liverpool... or Bristol... or Newcastle... or practically every major British city :lol:

by **ZoC** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:10 pm

SpartanGamer wrote:
Cap wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:I've finally decided what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm out trick or treating around Bradford and I'm gonna scare the crap out of anyone who answers the door.
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer.

lol, try Birmingham.

or London... or Liverpool... or Bristol... or Newcastle... or practically every major British city

or sparta.... that place is full of gypsies. :lol:

by **Oracle** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:39 pm

ZoC wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:
Cap wrote:
SpartanGamer wrote:I've finally decided what I'm doing for Halloween. I'm out trick or treating around Bradford and I'm gonna scare the crap out of anyone who answers the door.
I'm dressing up as an Immigration Officer.

lol, try Birmingham.

or London... or Liverpool... or Bristol... or Newcastle... or practically every major British city

or sparta.... that place is full of gypsies.

OMG ... I was there last week. Boy, is it now infested with Albanians and festering Turks! :roll:

Time for another uprising, methinks ....

by **ZoC** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:43 pm

let's send spartangamer out to shoot 'em up for the city's liberty... he can come home with his XBox, or on it...

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