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Postby charlie brown » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:09 pm

Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off
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Postby SpartanGamer » Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:18 pm

charlie brown wrote:Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off


I don't get it :|
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Postby Smiler Brian » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:39 pm

Have you heard about the black man and black woman who have had a blue eyed blond white daughter?

That's all we needed, stealth niggers.
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Postby thegame24 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:43 pm

Thats harsh lol
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Postby ttoli » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:27 pm

Little girl asks "Mummy is it true that you cant get pregnant by Anal Sex"?
Mother replies"Of course Not!!!, How do you think Greeks are conceived?".
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Postby Cap » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:29 pm

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Postby IMPOSTALIEDUS » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:37 pm

charlie brown wrote:Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off
and you would know all about having the tip cut off would,nt you :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby charlie brown » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:01 pm

[quote="IMPOSTALIEDUS"][quote="charlie brown"]Turkey have just renamed the vuvuzela.they now call it the tuktukzela. it's the same as the vuvuzela but with the tip cut off[/quote] and you would know all about having the tip cut off would,nt you :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]

Is that surpose to mean somthing?


Only a moron would get offended on a offensive joke forum :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby apc2010 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:35 am

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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Postby oopsy » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:22 pm

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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