What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
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by SKI-preo » Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:37 am
An Ottoman diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. Efendi bey was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, Hot dogs, , Hamburgers etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Efendi
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Efendi
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
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by vaughanwilliams » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:19 am
The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell
of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding
the dead ones.
. A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan Flood
Relief. It's called, "Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed."
. There were no survivors from that recent Pakistani Airlines plane
that crashed, killing all 152 people on board. Both families are devastated.
of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding
the dead ones.
. A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan Flood
Relief. It's called, "Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed."
. There were no survivors from that recent Pakistani Airlines plane
that crashed, killing all 152 people on board. Both families are devastated.
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by skyvet » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:51 am
Rescue workers at an Irish cemetery where a Cessna 150 aircraft crashed over the weekend have so far recovered 387 bodies. A spokesman said he expected the number of bodies to rise significantly as digging continues.
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