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Re: Holidays

Postby Cap » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:03 pm

Neither do I.

Bill's first one is pretty good though.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Cap » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:05 pm

'Jakarta' - Did you cart her?
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Re: Holidays

Postby Cap » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:07 pm

'Dog in heat' - literally, hot car, dog dies of dehydration

Crude one dude.
Ok I figured em out.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:20 pm

Was thinking of the Middle-East for our hols this year.

Dubai...???

No, not yet.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:23 pm

Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.

Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Cap » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Man goes on hol to a 5-star hotel in the Occupied Areas.

Well, that's how many he could see through the hole in the roof.


:lol:

The hotels in Africa are ranked higher than that.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:25 pm

We're going to East Africa for our hols.

Tanzania...???

We'll tan both of them if we don't wear flipping hats!
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:30 pm

I was on a beach in the Occupied Areas when a big Cheapskate Carpetbagger of the over-fed type asked if I would rub some sun-tan oil on her back.

I said... "sorry love, but I'm only here for the day".
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:33 pm

Went on a camping holiday last year.

It was soooo intense.
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Re: Holidays

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:44 pm

Borderline funny!
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