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by **apc2010** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:49 pm

My wife was like a dog in heat when I took her to Jamaica.

She died in the car.........

by **CBBB** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:10 pm

John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:27 pm

I don't understand either of these!

by **kurupetos** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:39 pm

Just been to a bestiality orgy.

Every Turk and his sheep was there.

by **bill cobbett** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:41 pm

CBBB wrote:John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.

I took my wife to the West indies for our hols.

Jamaica...???

No, she went willingly.

by **bill cobbett** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:47 pm

Dyslexic man on holiday fancied a beer... and walked in to a bra.

by **bill cobbett** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:49 pm

Chap from Paphos goes on holiday, walks in to a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and orders a pint and one for the road.

by **kurupetos** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:00 pm

Lordo is afraid of Chinese because they eat cats.

by **Get Real!** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:12 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap!

by **GreekIslandGirl** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:47 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap!

Sometimes I just feel like giving you a great big hug!

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