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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:37 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:Here is a big toe covered in warts:

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This is something that occurs in nature, but I don't find it particularly aesthetically pleasing. People are designed to fart, and most of us don't find that aesthetically pleasing, either. If the universe was designed by a greater power to be aesthetic, what about these slip-ups?

So you expect viruses to also be beautiful? :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Tim Drayton » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:49 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:Here is a big toe covered in warts:

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This is something that occurs in nature, but I don't find it particularly aesthetically pleasing. People are designed to fart, and most of us don't find that aesthetically pleasing, either. If the universe was designed by a greater power to be aesthetic, what about these slip-ups?

So you expect viruses to also be beautiful? :lol:


In fact, the question of what is aesthetically pleasing or not is subjective and so cannot serve as the basis for any statement that is intended to have objective force.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 06, 2016 6:18 pm

Tim Drayton wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Tim Drayton wrote:Here is a big toe covered in warts:

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This is something that occurs in nature, but I don't find it particularly aesthetically pleasing. People are designed to fart, and most of us don't find that aesthetically pleasing, either. If the universe was designed by a greater power to be aesthetic, what about these slip-ups?

So you expect viruses to also be beautiful? :lol:


In fact, the question of what is aesthetically pleasing or not is subjective and so cannot serve as the basis for any statement that is intended to have objective force.

Actually, I was wrong earlier because warts are not the virus itself but the *damage* done by the virus so we can’t expect destruction to be beautiful.

But anyway, I also mentioned the symmetry of the universe and that is certainly not subjective.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:21 pm

Let there be Virmin, let there be flies, let there be mosquitos , "The most deadly animal in the world is the mosquito. It might seem impossible that something so miniscule can kill so many people, but it's true. According to the World Health Organization, mosquito bites result in the deaths of more than 1 million people every year. The majority of these deaths are due to malaria."

Almost forgot, this creator who has no beginning and no end messed up really badly. Fancy creating such a complex universe and then he thought to him self. Ah, lets create an imperfect earth where thousands of earthquakes occur yearly killing many of ....my creations !!

I suppose the ....sophisticated believers in this worldwide mythology would credit god with all that is pleasant on earth, but Oh No, he cant cure cancer, he cant stop 1 million people killed by mosquitoes a year, as for tsunamis, well serves them right for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
What absolute pure nonsense!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:50 pm

what kind of a god creates a human botfly where it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human it hatches and begins to produce more making the person blind.

there is aids, ebola ecoli and all sorts of viruses that are deadly too. I suppose gr will come up with tough love. yeah right of course.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:52 pm

miltiades wrote: let there be flies,


And thank God for THEM, think of the difficulties us men (particularly OLDER) would have if we didn't have them, in YOUR case you'd have to be dropping your pants about fifty times a day in order to take a piss. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:18 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote: let there be flies,


And thank God for THEM, think of the difficulties us men (particularly OLDER) would have if we didn't have them, in YOUR case you'd have to be dropping your pants about fifty times a day in order to take a piss. :lol: :lol: :lol:

he dont do that no more he has been fitted with a cafiter.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:44 pm

Lordo wrote:...it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human

Botflies never "attach to the eye" so I don't know where you got that from... oh wait! Same place where you get the rest of your bullshit from:

You rear end... :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:49 pm

Those fools who question why God created one creature or the other need only ask one question…

“What kind of God would create an idiot like me?”

And in that I'd have to agree with you... :?
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Lordo » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:54 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:...it produces an egg is which is like dust and once it attaches to the eye of a human

Botflies never "attach to the eye" so I don't know where you got that from... oh wait! Same place where you get the rest of your bullshit from:

You rear end... :lol:


i get a feeling your eyes are there gr.

any how, here it is.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/wormeye.asp
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