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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:03 pm

ARHIDIA XITHADA :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:25 pm

The origin of the Earth

4.6 billion years ago

3.8 billion years ago First life arises
2.1 billion years ago Eukaryotes evolved
1.1 billion years ago First sexually reproducing organisms
570 million years ago First arthropods evolve

Truly astounded that life appeared on earth 3.8 billion years ago, where ...sex begun 1.1 billion years ago!!!

I wonder why it took billions of years for the all mighty to make an appearance, I also wonder what fresh god/s will be revealed in a million years from now !!
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:47 pm

miltiades wrote:ARHIDIA XITHADA :lol:


As I advised you in another thread :- "Take good care of yours".

For when the time comes (and it may come sooner than you think) and a devout 'Jihadi Warrior' has his knife poised at your throat (or even your bollocks) and offers you the opportunity to convert to 'Islam' or suffer the consequences of either (should you refuse) I reckon your response will be faster than when you fled the country you NOW claim to hold so dear :lol: .

Miracles DO happen (despite your protestations to the contrary) and it may be that (one day) both you and I will stand shoulder to shoulder as we advance against the 'Friends' you used to have.

Typical of a 'Turncoat' in one sense BUT, perfectly understandable in YOUR case.

Nonetheless:- 'Allah' decrees that I must welcome you to the ranks of the righteous (if it happens) and therefore, I MUST embrace you.

So :- In anticipation, "Welcome Brother (I will give you the name of 'Mustapha Kwiktug' ) and peace be upon you as you have it". :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Aug 21, 2016 4:56 pm

Schnauzer wrote:
miltiades wrote:ARHIDIA XITHADA :lol:


As I advised you in another thread :- "Take good care of yours".

For when the time comes (and it may come sooner than you think) and a devout 'Jihadi Warrior' has his knife poised at your throat (or even your bollocks) and offers you the opportunity to convert to 'Islam' or suffer the consequences of either (should you refuse) I reckon your response will be faster than when you fled the country you NOW claim to hold so dear :lol: .

Miracles DO happen (despite your protestations to the contrary) and it may be that (one day) both you and I will stand shoulder to shoulder as we advance against the 'Friends' you used to have.

Typical of a 'Turncoat' in one sense BUT, perfectly understandable in YOUR case.

Nonetheless:- 'Allah' decrees that I must welcome you to the ranks of the righteous (if it happens) and therefore, I MUST embrace you.

So :- In anticipation, "Welcome Brother (I will give you the name of 'Mustapha Kwiktug' ) and peace be upon you as you have it". :wink:

SO This is how islam spread, by the ...knife!!
You are a pathetic little shit and a thoroughly sick bastard. Your conversion to the third world faith must have occurred at a time of a turbulent event in your miserable life, maybe you couldn't ....get it up so :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Get Real! » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:20 pm

miltiades wrote:The origin of the Earth

4.6 billion years ago

3.8 billion years ago First life arises
2.1 billion years ago Eukaryotes evolved
1.1 billion years ago First sexually reproducing organisms
570 million years ago First arthropods evolve

Truly astounded that life appeared on earth 3.8 billion years ago, where ...sex begun 1.1 billion years ago!!!

I wonder why it took billions of years for the all mighty to make an appearance, I also wonder what fresh god/s will be revealed in a million years from now !!

:? What are you doing there you twit?

You’ve mixed and matched evolution theories with creation! :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:20 pm

" At least 51 people have been killed in suicide attack that targeted a wedding party in the south of Turkey
Authorities blame the attack on terrorists as horrific pictures emerge of dead and injured wedding guests
ISIS is suspected of carrying out the attack with the bomber thought to have been between 12 and 14 years old


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z4HyqI3az4
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Without a doubt this young boy shared the same beliefs that some on this forum also have. In particular the Convert Pervert who has on numerous occasions praised the actions of this barbaric group the so called Ishits !
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:54 pm

miltiades wrote:" At least 51 people have been killed in suicide attack that targeted a wedding party in the south of Turkey
Authorities blame the attack on terrorists as horrific pictures emerge of dead and injured wedding guests
ISIS is suspected of carrying out the attack with the bomber thought to have been between 12 and 14 years old


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z4HyqI3az4
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook"

Without a doubt this young boy shared the same beliefs that some on this forum also have. In particular the Convert Pervert who has on numerous occasions praised the actions of this barbaric group the so called Ishits !


Now now, don't get excited, it could be that even the younger generation are becoming SO disillusioned with the antics of the West that even THEY are prepared to sacrifice their young lives in an effort to highlight the awful events taking place all around them.

Sooner or later (sooner I hope) the 'Almighty Brainwashed of the West' might wake up and realize that the onus for ALL these atrocities is upon them alone and they may rise up and declare "Enough is enough" and force their governments to cease their campaigns of terror which they are inflicting upon innocent civilians.

Someone HAS to stand up and challenge the 'Bully-Boys', may 'Allah' be praised that there are those that do, as awful as it is.

Strange how the mangled body of a victim of a suicide attack, attracts so much more sympathy than a bomb dropped upon another.

The end product is precisely the same you know BUT, it takes a deal less 'Courage' to perform the latter example. R.I.P. to ALL. :wink:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby miltiades » Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:44 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The origin of the Earth

4.6 billion years ago

3.8 billion years ago First life arises
2.1 billion years ago Eukaryotes evolved
1.1 billion years ago First sexually reproducing organisms
570 million years ago First arthropods evolve

Truly astounded that life appeared on earth 3.8 billion years ago, where ...sex begun 1.1 billion years ago!!!

I wonder why it took billions of years for the all mighty to make an appearance, I also wonder what fresh god/s will be revealed in a million years from now !!

:? What are you doing there you twit?

You’ve mixed and matched evolution theories with creation! :lol:

Next you will be telling us that Jesus' mother gave birth to the ...son of God in spite of the fact that she was a ....virgin!!
By the way, do you believe in Father Christmas ? I do :lol: :lol:
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby MR-from-NG » Sun Aug 21, 2016 7:01 pm

The whole thing is a con. Wake up for fucks sake.
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Re: Checkmate, Atheists

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Aug 21, 2016 7:57 pm

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The origin of the Earth

4.6 billion years ago

3.8 billion years ago First life arises
2.1 billion years ago Eukaryotes evolved
1.1 billion years ago First sexually reproducing organisms
570 million years ago First arthropods evolve

Truly astounded that life appeared on earth 3.8 billion years ago, where ...sex begun 1.1 billion years ago!!!

I wonder why it took billions of years for the all mighty to make an appearance, I also wonder what fresh god/s will be revealed in a million years from now !!

:? What are you doing there you twit?

You’ve mixed and matched evolution theories with creation! :lol:

Next you will be telling us that Jesus' mother gave birth to the ...son of God in spite of the fact that she was a ....virgin!!
By the way, do you believe in Father Christmas ? I do :lol: :lol:


You see., your blasphemy knows no bounds YET, even the so called 'Savages' you so despise would not utter the filth that you do, a clear testament that even the very worst among them are far superior in terms of respect than you are.

Such utterances are probably the result of your long association with 'Infidels' and YOU have become one of them.

Doubtless you consider yourself to be a spokesman for the few knuckleheads (an American expression to make you feel at home) that are of similar persuasion to yourself (sans the filth) and YOU become emboldened as soon as you sense the similarities.

You are not worthy of the name 'Mustapha Kwiktug' BUT, having nominated you, I am powerless to withdraw it, it is YOURS for all time in accordance with the 'Holy Law' and there is nothing we can do to alter it.

I now charge you that you have made me feel great sorrow for my mistake and I must offer my supplications to 'The Almighty' in the hope that this error will not be held to my detriment when I come to glory.

I will STILL pray for you since I am by far a more worthy person than an 'Infidel' and it is my duty to fulfill such obligations. :roll:
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