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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Pyrpolizer » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:13 pm

miltiades wrote:Mature guys have to take it , ir rather ...give it, nice and slow at a steady pace. It takes years to master the art of .... love making. Im still ...learning !!!!


So what do you do after 35 y.o screams harder- harder, faster -faster, give it to me Milti mou, do you change gear :mrgreen:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby B25 » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:49 pm

No he just pulls out the massive black dildo! xexexexe
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:15 pm

Boys, you have been watching too many porn films. No woman screams " harder harder" . Women DO NOT scream out harder. Women expect their man to know their most sensitive erogenous spots. It takes years of practice to get to know them .
The secret of good sex is to first f... the brain of a woman.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:20 pm

miltiades wrote:The secret of good sex is to first f... the brain of a woman.

Yeah… 5 minutes of your stories and her brain will be completely fucked. :?
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:55 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:The secret of good sex is to first f... the brain of a woman.

Yeah… 5 minutes of your stories and her brain will be completely fucked. :?

Boy, stick around you may learn something !!!
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Kikapu » Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:12 pm

miltiades wrote:Boys, you have been watching too many porn films. No woman screams " harder harder" . Women DO NOT scream out harder. Women expect their man to know their most sensitive erogenous spots. It takes years of practice to get to know them .
The secret of good sex is to first f... the brain of a woman.


Women come in all shape, size, and wants.

Some women want to have "Dirty Sex", but they don't get it if their man is "too straight", so they go and find a "Bad Boy" to do it with, then once their wishes has been fulfilled, then they return back to their normal sex with their man until the next time!

Good sex requires a lot of wild fantasies, fantasies that becomes a reality with the right woman or with the right man. Often the right man and the right woman are not in the same relationship to live out their wild fantasies, so they look elsewhere, where they can be very open about their desires than they are with their own partners. No wonder with so many affairs as people are looking to find that one special sex partner who can put out their fire, the fire that has been burning for a long long time.

Oh oh, there's a knock on the door! :wink:
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Get Real! » Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:24 pm

The women you had the best sex with are also the ones you don’t ever want to live with... and vice versa.

Or put in a different way… the person you want to live with and the person you want to fuck is rarely the same person.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a date with a goat. :D
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:10 am

La Croissantery in Enaerios Limassol is my favourite cafe as its open 24 hours , the espresso is excellent and, for me, a location that is close to my heart. Right opposite is the car park, but way back in 1953 it was the orphanage, Pediki Steyi as it was then known, where following the earthquake of September 1953, my self and my simblings were brought to.
I have very vivid memories of the 2 years almost spent at the orphanage.


Traffic lights just ahead of the cafe , for those ....familiar of the meaning of colours, red means STOP.
Sipping my coffee yestetday morning I couldnt help noticing how many cars go through the red lights.
A group of police i got talking to, they too having an early refreshment were totally oblivious of this violation of traffic laws.
I just had to ask them why they do not take any action to stop these reckless drivers disregarding red traffic lights.
Well i got a classic answer ! ENA VALLOUME TO NOU MAS ME TOUS PELLOUS !!!
Folks this is Cyprus ..... I will not however be following these madmen and going through red lights.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby Get Real! » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:22 am

miltiades wrote:Sipping my coffee yestetday morning I couldnt help noticing how many cars go through the red lights.

That’s why I can’t imagine myself living in Limassol… very pretty by the sea but too rough a society.

Nicosia is a lot more civilized and courteous. I’ve never had an accident in Nicosia yet on one of my very rare Limassol trips (once a year?), a young girl whacked me in the back!

This incident speaks volumes about their driving style… they’re peasants.
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Re: Miltiades's Anastasis

Postby miltiades » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:32 am

On the contrary. I think i lemesiani are just as civilized , friendly and welcoming as any other Cypriot. As for the young lady having a pop at you maybe next time you try and keep your hands to your self!!!
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