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Turkish 101 for all...

Postby Get Real! » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:55 pm

Q. What’s a hand grenade in Turkish?
A. Boom kiofte

Q. How do you say motorboat in Turkish?
A. Shaitan bambor

Q. What’s a motorbike in Turkish?
A. Shaitan motor

Q. What’s a steep downhill in Turkish?
A. Shaitan shakatour

Q. How do you say gynecologist in Turkish?
A. Basbadin bouttin

Q. How do you say helicopter in Turkish?
A. Garkashalik boullin

Q. How do you say income tax in Turkish?
A. Pezevenk para

There you go... 8)
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby DrCyprus » Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:02 pm

is this the abridged 2018 version?

cyprus10173.html
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby kurupetos » Fri Apr 27, 2018 9:22 pm

Refrigerator = turtur dulap :lol:
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:59 am

kurupetos wrote:Refrigerator = turtur dulap :lol:

:lol: Good one...
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby Get Real! » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:59 am

DrCyprus wrote:is this the abridged 2018 version?

cyprus10173.html

:( RIP Kafenes...
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby DT. » Mon May 14, 2018 11:33 pm

Get Real! wrote:Q. What’s a hand grenade in Turkish?
A. Boom kiofte

Q. How do you say motorboat in Turkish?
A. Shaitan bambor

Q. What’s a motorbike in Turkish?
A. Shaitan motor

Q. What’s a steep downhill in Turkish?
A. Shaitan shakatour

Q. How do you say gynecologist in Turkish?
A. Basbadin bouttin

Q. How do you say helicopter in Turkish?
A. Garkashalik boullin

Q. How do you say income tax in Turkish?
A. Pezevenk para

There you go... 8)


So many mistakes.....speedboat is a fushek vabor
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby Get Real! » Tue May 15, 2018 1:59 am

DT. wrote:So many mistakes.....speedboat is a fushek vabor

Both are correct... yours is the eastern Kurdish dialect.
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby Oceanside50 » Tue May 15, 2018 4:56 pm

how do you say "sta archidia mas " in Turkish?
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby B25 » Wed May 16, 2018 9:52 am

Why are you even speaking this devil language???
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Re: Turkish 101 for all...

Postby erolz66 » Wed May 16, 2018 1:26 pm

B25 wrote:Why are you even speaking this devil language???


Not that I speak it myself but Turkish is an official language of the Republic of Cyprus, defined in it's constitution, Article 3 Section 1.
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