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Postby RichardB » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:16 pm

OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours
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Re: CF Government

Postby Londonrake » Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:32 pm

RichardB wrote:OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours


Lordo has the wrong portfolio. Clearly, he should get Propaganda. We can’t call it that though. Mmmmmmm? Well, he does a good line in Orwellian stuff. Doublethink, he even has his own version of Newspeak. I suppose we ought to call him “Minister for truth”. 8)
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Re: CF Government

Postby miltiades » Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:39 pm

RichardB wrote:OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours

I would have thought that President would be more in line with my ....hidden talents, there again I wouldn't have Paphitis in my cabinet or for that matter anyone one sporting a ...beard :x
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Re: CF Government

Postby Lordo » Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:43 pm

RichardB wrote:OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours

come now you can do better than that

edjukayshon is what it should be. never tried it but i am willing to edjukayshon anybody that needs to be learned.
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Re: CF Government

Postby Londonrake » Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:46 pm

Lordo wrote:
RichardB wrote:OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours

come now you can do better than than.

edjukayshon is what it should be. never tried it but i am willing to edjukayshon anybody that needs to be learned.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Re: CF Government

Postby cyprusgrump » Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:47 pm

Londonrake wrote:
RichardB wrote:OK to lighten the mood a little
The scenario is to form a Government of Cy Forum members.
To start with I'll nominate the following

Erol.. Minister of technology
Robin Hood.. Minister for Finance
Londonrake.. Brexit minister
Cyprusgump.. Housing minister
Lordo.. Minister for educashun
Paphites.. Aviation minister
Miltiades.. minister without portfolio (unless carnal knowledge warrants a ministry)

Let's have yours


Lordo has the wrong portfolio. Clearly, he should get Propaganda. We can’t call it that though. Mmmmmmm? Well, he does a good line in Orwellian stuff. Doublethink, he even has his own version of Newspeak. I suppose we ought to call him “Minister for truth”. 8)


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Re: CF Government

Postby erolz66 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:14 pm

How about B25 for immigration minister ? :)
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Re: CF Government

Postby Paphitis » Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:19 pm

I hereby resign - I don't want to even be associated with Erolz, Petsoyero, or Lordo.

I wanna vomit! :|

Can I drain the swamp?
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Re: CF Government

Postby Londonrake » Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:19 pm

Paphitis wrote:I hereby resign - I don't want to even be associated with Erolz, Petsoyero, or Lordo.

I wanna vomit! :|

Can I drain the swamp?


Are you running as an independent then? 8)

Milti’s worried they might withdraw the whip. So I’ve heard. :lol: :wink:
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Re: CF Government

Postby erolz66 » Mon Nov 25, 2019 6:25 pm

Paphitis wrote:I hereby resign - I don't want to even be associated with Erolz, Petsoyero, or Lordo.

I wanna vomit! :|

Can I drain the swamp?


You already did your part in draining the swamp when you resigned ;)
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