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[VEX8]

What about proper Marmite? Will i be able to get that there or will i have to have it specially flown in?

[bacardi]

Yuk!

[bacardi]

I had to bring some back for someone so Im guessing they dont sell it here - either that or she's too tight to buy her own!

Marmite is the work of the devil

[VEX8]

YUK!!! No way. Food of the Gods. And Twigletts. I think your dislike of Marmite may seriously affect our relationship bacardi. Gonna have to think about it a bit now.

[bacardi]

Hmm careful thought necessary... Could I trust someone who eats twiglets? You dont eat pork scratchings too do you?

[VEX8]

errrmmm........i don't suppose you will believe this but i just finnished a bag of pork scratchings, and they were scrummy.

[bacardi]

But what bits are scratchings from? Bet you eat crab sticks too???

[VEX8]

Oh man, you're making me out to be some sort of culinary barbarian....... i love crab sticks.

[bacardi]

Oh dear perhaps you're not the type of friend I wish to associate with, you'll have twiglety breath and fishy hands... eee that sounds nasty but I'll leave it there.

Cant you just eat wotsits like normal people? By the way you cant get those here either

[VEX8]

Awww maaaan...i luv Cheesey Wotsits. I once sent a bag of Twigletts to a chap in Slovakia i was chatting with. When he finally got them (I had to hide them in a Red Cross package) he loved them. See, spreading the joy of Twigletts all over the world. I'm lobbying the UN to get them included in thier Emergency Response Packages. I'm only one voice but i do go on.