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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:13 am

Maximus wrote:you can run it through intellitron 3000, which is a deep neural network that can scan the text based archives of the Cyprus-Forums and even analyze digital pixels and soundbites in video embedded in to the threads. Then using a a programming language similar to python and ruby on rails, it can pass it through a kanban methodology to make judgement. It can make a sounder judgement than Stephen Hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan Shearer, combined.

You know what it would say? all those links in the Ukraine thread should be marked as spam.

Are you seriously implying that all the battlefield footage I bring to you lot, is spam?
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Maximus » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:16 am

I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:18 am

Maximus wrote:I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.

And why would we care what this "intellitron 3000" would say dear Maximus? :lol:
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Maximus » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:21 am

Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.

And why would we care what this "intellitron 3000" would say dear Maximus? :lol:


because it can make a sounder judgement than Stephen hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan shearer combined, aftr scanning thousands of links, in a fraction of the time it would take you to watch the first youtube short..
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:24 am

Maximus wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.

And why would we care what this "intellitron 3000" would say dear Maximus? :lol:


because it can make a sounder judgement than Stephen hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan shearer combined, aftr scanning thousands of links, in a fraction of the time it would take you to watch the first youtube short..

If it deems battle footage as spam then I'm afraid someone overestimates the intelligence of this, so here's an idea...

How about you and I stand side by side, pull out our willies and piss on this "intellitron 3000"? :lol:
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Maximus » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:26 am

Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.

And why would we care what this "intellitron 3000" would say dear Maximus? :lol:


because it can make a sounder judgement than Stephen hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan shearer combined, aftr scanning thousands of links, in a fraction of the time it would take you to watch the first youtube short..

If it deems battle footage as spam then I'm afraid someone overestimates the intelligence of this, so here's an idea...

How about you and I stand side by side, pull out our willies and piss on this "intellitron 3000"? :lol:


Is this juts a ploy to see my willy?

I'm being serious, your time is more precious.
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:29 am

Maximus wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Maximus wrote:I am saying its what the intellitron 3000 would say,

Imagine having an open forum, with many you's posting, you would have to check all those manually instead.

And why would we care what this "intellitron 3000" would say dear Maximus? :lol:


because it can make a sounder judgement than Stephen hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan shearer combined, aftr scanning thousands of links, in a fraction of the time it would take you to watch the first youtube short..

If it deems battle footage as spam then I'm afraid someone overestimates the intelligence of this, so here's an idea...

How about you and I stand side by side, pull out our willies and piss on this "intellitron 3000"? :lol:


Is this juts a ploy to see my willy?

I'm being serious, your time is more precious.

If it makes you feel better we’ll piss on it in turns dear Maximus.
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Maximus » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:43 am

but you cant, its a cybernetic organism that travels through computer networks.

It lives inside the wires.
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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Get Real! » Sat Jul 23, 2022 12:45 am

Maximus wrote:but you cant, its a cybernetic organism that travels through computer networks.

It lives inside the wires.

OK... err did I show you my cactuses?

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Re: Selecting new Moderators

Postby Paphitis » Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:23 pm

Maximus wrote:you can run it through intellitron 3000, which is a deep neural network that can scan the text based archives of the Cyprus-Forums and even analyze digital pixels and soundbites in video embedded in to the threads. Then using a a programming language similar to python and ruby on rails, it can pass it through a kanban methodology to make judgement. It can make a sounder judgement than Stephen Hawking, David Hasselhoff and Alan Shearer, combined.

You know what it would say? all those links in the Ukraine thread should be marked as spam.


All of Get Real's posts containing links being identified as soam? No! :lol:
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