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Paradise Island

Postby Lordo » Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:00 pm

First day in Paradise Island for some time. Mr Nasty decided to give an escort but I had to tell him there was no real need. So off he went down the road with his toy soldiers.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Londonrake » Sat Dec 17, 2022 7:25 am

Enjoy your break. Away from the land of Swines.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Lordo » Sat Dec 17, 2022 4:36 pm

Today I spent 4 hours with my Cypriot friends and was lucky to be introduced to Fiona McKergow who is from the land of down under. It was a pleasure to be partaking in Cypriot Cultural activities and not a Swine in sight. For a brief moment I thought I was in an episode of Home and Away. First I was Home then I went Away and soon I shall return Home proper like, you know what I mean?

There are some simple pleasures in life that can be shear delight.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Londonrake » Sat Dec 17, 2022 4:40 pm

Lordo wrote:Today I spent 4 hours with my Cypriot friends and was lucky to be introduced to Fiona McKergow who is from the land of down under. It was a pleasure to be partaking in Cypriot Cultural activities and not a Swine in sight.

There are some simple pleasures in life that can be shear delight.


Just as I have always said. You would be far happier there.

Burn the return ticket. You would be happy, us Swine would be happy. Win/Win.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Londonrake » Sat Dec 17, 2022 4:52 pm

https://cyprus.embassy.gov.au/ncos/aboutus.html

I wonder if she has seen the sort of stuff you post? You know all the "Swine" bilge. And lots more of course. :? :wink:
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Londonrake » Sat Dec 17, 2022 5:10 pm

FAO Ms Fiona McKergow CO: [email protected]

It seems Australia is becoming more like America every day. Mass murder - 6 people killed.

.. wasn't in the Nuclear Engineering faculty, nor in any other of the >20 faculties. It was only part of Get Real toilet faculty somewhere in Australia where he excelled. 8) Well anything is possible in the outback.

May I suggest 6 months in the north of the world and the other 6 months spend in a country south of the world. But keep away from Australia as they are walking upside down and too much blood gets in their heads besides which it is full of Australians.

and, lot's, lots more.

You never were too clever were you? Toilet brush man. :wink:

Don't worry. I am not the "cunt" you seem to think all us Swines in Swineland are.

Enjoy your holiday and - FWIW - have a Merry Christmas, or whatever you wish to call/not call it.

If you keep talking about my country and it's people as "Swines" "Swineland", trust me. I am going to make it a serious hobby of fucking you up. :wink:
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Pyrpolizer » Sat Dec 17, 2022 7:51 pm

One can spot the Swines only when he works to make a living, and only when he has enough brains.
Not everybody has...
So obviously Lordo will never spot the Cypriot Swines coming here to live as a pensioner.

Just like Milti he will think he's in Paradise Island. :shock:

'Eασον αυτούς χαίρειν. -->From ancient Greek.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Londonrake » Sat Dec 17, 2022 8:03 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:One can spot the Swines only when he works to make a living, and only when he has enough brains.
Not everybody has...
So obviously Lordo will never spot the Cypriot Swines coming here to live as a pensioner.

Just like Milti he will think he's in Paradise Island. :shock:


Forgive and - hopefully - trust me. I am not at all the type to wave the Union Jack around and sing Rule Britannia. Nevertheless I've listened to this - may I say, it seems to be a colloquial word hereabouts - cunt talking about my country as "Swineland" and it's people as "Swines" for a very long time now. I submit if somebody on this forum had talked like that about your country and people they would be long gone. And quite rightly so, too.

There's a limit to everybody's patience.

Off topic. Not your favourite character I know but - somebody mentioned earlier that DT was a friend of GR. Any chance of finding out what's going on? I ask because when GR's thrown his dummy in the dirt and left the forum before he has always announced it. This time he's just - gone.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Lordo » Sat Dec 17, 2022 10:11 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:One can spot the Swines only when he works to make a living, and only when he has enough brains.
Not everybody has...
So obviously Lordo will never spot the Cypriot Swines coming here to live as a pensioner.

Just like Milti he will think he's in Paradise Island. :shock:

'Eασον αυτούς χαίρειν. -->From ancient Greek.

Come now Pypro give me some credit. There two ex-London GC present and as soon as they said their first word, you can spot a mile away that they are not suffering from Swine fever.

LR if I said it once I said it a million times. I have no need or inclination to come back to Paradise Island and settle here for good. I have homes here and in UK and have every intention to spend time in both places. It is a matter of balance as to how much time in each place. If I can reach 50/50 in the next few years, all well and good. At best I may do 25/75 at some point in the future and this does not depend on just me. I am not that selfish.
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Re: Paradise Island

Postby Maximus » Sat Dec 17, 2022 11:00 pm

It won't matter where you go, because that is where you will be, seeing the world through the same shit stained lense.

There is a lot of wisdom in that statement there ^
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