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[miltiades]

With so much corruption here on Paradise island, I have reluctantly and after much deliberating decided to stand as an independent presidential candidate at the next election
Here is just a small part of my manifesto.
1. Declare it illegal for any citizen of the republic to have more than 2 million Euros cash.
2. Abolish the Amber and Red lights, retaining only the Green one, this way the traffic will move much faster.
3. Declare ALL beards and tatoos illegal, as well as torn trousers and body piercings.
4. Declare the Cypriot language Universal, no more mate or other such, just Koumbaros.
5. Ban the use of motorbikes since they are too fucking noisy.
6. Provide free red wine for all citizens, in the hot weather white may be provided. It's healthy and will keep hospital beds free for the Covididiots.
7. Ban rap " so called" music as its total crap and gives my balls a nasty headache.
8. Serious and dangerous criminals to be sent to Australia where Paphitis will take good care of the bastards.
9. Make farting a socially accepted act since it is healthy.
10. Make it illegal for any other gender apart from male and female to enter Cyprus.

Remember folks, Im your next President

[skyvet]

You have my vote Miltiades, especially with your policy regarding noisy motorbikes! Their riders constantly ruin the peace and quiet at weekends as they make fresh attempts on the land speed record on the Larnaca/Ayia Napa motorway

[miltiades]

Thank you friend. I too hate the atrocious cacophony generated by these horid machines.

[Londonrake]

I'm OK with the terms. With the exception of white. That seems a bit extreme to me.

[miltiades]

I'm OK with the terms. With the exception of white. That seems a bit extreme to me.

I must admit that during my first summer here in Cyprus I did find red clarets or Burgandies a touch heavy with temperatures in the late 39s, more so whilst having lunch by the pool.
However a bottle of Pouilly Fume, a sauvignon blank followed by a bottle of Pouilly Fuse, a Chardonnay, is very acceptable and pleasant to the palate..

[repulsewarrior]

...without a red, Cypriots will stop on green lights. How will they know when their koumparos is crossing what is normally the red? Maybe the colours should remain but their meanings changed?

...beards should be left to old men, (have you heard of the grey fox), i agree; the young it seems, have no idea how to wear one, never trimmed, just unkempt growth i don't get either.

...i had a girlfriend (a long time ago) who had seven (tiny) piercings, in a row down her right labia; it looked good on her, and it is ageless discrete as it is, but a lot of what people do to their bodies with ink and the like is more obnoxious.

...farting, so too burping; society should not be infringing on these forms of expression: why is it limited only to babies? Signs in up-scale restaurants for example may read, No Burping or Farting Allowed, if they so choose.

...and what about cigarettes, why must it be forbidden on private property, open for retail trade? Here too, in such establishments signs may read, Smokers Welcome; and/or like liquor sold, under licence.

...rudeness, like motorbikes in the middle of the night need banning; they are actually very practical, and enjoyable to ride.

Cheers!

...anyone has a chance to be President; even in America (the greatest country on earth after Cyprus), look at Trump.

[miltiades]

Just an update on my manifesto.
In view of the fact that the British government, on the advice
Of Daily Tits ( Daily Mail) and Daily Shit ( Daily Express)
has decided to charge the EU a substantial amount of dosh for the usage of English language, around a billion euros a week plus VAT of course.i have written to Ursula offering the Cypriot language as the EU official language for a mere million euros a ...month
The Cypriot language, unlike the utterly vandalised Greek language, if adopted, we Cypriots would instantly make us so many millions of Koumbaros.
Phrases such as " Ekopsa mesa re koumbare, exathiken o kosmos gamoto, assixtir malaka etc etc. Will make Cyprus the centre of the EU if not of the
Entire World.
So far I have not had a response from Ursula.
My ....election campaign has thus far far exceeded
my expectations, 2 forum members have assur3d mw of their support bringing the total support to 3.

[Paphitis]

With so much corruption here on Paradise island, I have reluctantly and after much deliberating decided to stand as an independent presidential candidate at the next election
Here is just a small part of my manifesto.
1. Declare it illegal for any citizen of the republic to have more than 2 million Euros cash.
2. Abolish the Amber and Red lights, retaining only the Green one, this way the traffic will move much faster.
3. Declare ALL beards and tatoos illegal, as well as torn trousers and body piercings.
4. Declare the Cypriot language Universal, no more mate or other such, just Koumbaros.
5. Ban the use of motorbikes since they are too fucking noisy.
6. Provide free red wine for all citizens, in the hot weather white may be provided. It's healthy and will keep hospital beds free for the Covididiots.
7. Ban rap " so called" music as its total crap and gives my balls a nasty headache.
8. Serious and dangerous criminals to be sent to Australia where Paphitis will take good care of the bastards.
9. Make farting a socially accepted act since it is healthy.
10. Make it illegal for any other gender apart from male and female to enter Cyprus.

Remember folks, Im your next President

This is why Miltiades that you are a stubborn irrelevance!

Who are you to want to ban more than 2 million euros in cash? Obviously you don’t have that kind of money despite saying you are rich. It isn’t uncommon for Australian Cypriots to have it though and transfer those amounts to Cyprus when they move back to Cyprus.

Also, beards, tattoos, ripped jeans, motorbikes, and banning transgender. I mean wow!

I suggest you leave Cyprus and live in North Korea where you can pick your haircut from 12 state approved styles and stfu.

Time to retire to an old nursing home Miltiades. I think you’ve had it. You can nominate yourself as Lresident of the Old Retirees, and fattiest association.

[miltiades]

With so much corruption here on Paradise island, I have reluctantly and after much deliberating decided to stand as an independent presidential candidate at the next election
Here is just a small part of my manifesto.
1. Declare it illegal for any citizen of the republic to have more than 2 million Euros cash.
2. Abolish the Amber and Red lights, retaining only the Green one, this way the traffic will move much faster.
3. Declare ALL beards and tatoos illegal, as well as torn trousers and body piercings.
4. Declare the Cypriot language Universal, no more mate or other such, just Koumbaros.
5. Ban the use of motorbikes since they are too fucking noisy.
6. Provide free red wine for all citizens, in the hot weather white may be provided. It's healthy and will keep hospital beds free for the Covididiots.
7. Ban rap " so called" music as its total crap and gives my balls a nasty headache.
8. Serious and dangerous criminals to be sent to Australia where Paphitis will take good care of the bastards.
9. Make farting a socially accepted act since it is healthy.
10. Make it illegal for any other gender apart from male and female to enter Cyprus.

Remember folks, Im your next President

This is why Miltiades that you are a stubborn irrelevance!

Who are you to want to ban more than 2 million euros in cash? Obviously you don’t have that kind of money despite saying you are rich. It isn’t uncommon for Australian Cypriots to have it though and transfer those amounts to Cyprus when they move back to Cyprus.

Also, beards, tattoos, ripped jeans, motorbikes, and banning transgender. I mean wow!

I suggest you leave Cyprus and live in North Korea where you can pick your haircut from 12 state approved styles and stfu.

Time to retire to an old nursing home Miltiades. I think you’ve had it. You can nominate yourself as Lresident of the Old Retirees, and fattiest association.

I take on board your comments General, would welcome your comments on my commitment on being elected to abolish the Amber and Red lights, leaving just the Green, in order of ...safety and flow of traffic. Also my commitment to establish the Cypriot language Universal, so forget your Aussie English re gamoto, start learning the future Universal Cypriot language. In order to assist transition to Green only, upon my election, unless of course is rigged, i will make it illegal for any driver stopping at the redlights which will within 3 months be eradicated

I take it I can count on your support.Just make sure you shave thst fucking beard off.

[Paphitis]

With so much corruption here on Paradise island, I have reluctantly and after much deliberating decided to stand as an independent presidential candidate at the next election
Here is just a small part of my manifesto.
1. Declare it illegal for any citizen of the republic to have more than 2 million Euros cash.
2. Abolish the Amber and Red lights, retaining only the Green one, this way the traffic will move much faster.
3. Declare ALL beards and tatoos illegal, as well as torn trousers and body piercings.
4. Declare the Cypriot language Universal, no more mate or other such, just Koumbaros.
5. Ban the use of motorbikes since they are too fucking noisy.
6. Provide free red wine for all citizens, in the hot weather white may be provided. It's healthy and will keep hospital beds free for the Covididiots.
7. Ban rap " so called" music as its total crap and gives my balls a nasty headache.
8. Serious and dangerous criminals to be sent to Australia where Paphitis will take good care of the bastards.
9. Make farting a socially accepted act since it is healthy.
10. Make it illegal for any other gender apart from male and female to enter Cyprus.

Remember folks, Im your next President

This is why Miltiades that you are a stubborn irrelevance!

Who are you to want to ban more than 2 million euros in cash? Obviously you don’t have that kind of money despite saying you are rich. It isn’t uncommon for Australian Cypriots to have it though and transfer those amounts to Cyprus when they move back to Cyprus.

Also, beards, tattoos, ripped jeans, motorbikes, and banning transgender. I mean wow!

I suggest you leave Cyprus and live in North Korea where you can pick your haircut from 12 state approved styles and stfu.

Time to retire to an old nursing home Miltiades. I think you’ve had it. You can nominate yourself as Lresident of the Old Retirees, and fattiest association.

I take on board your comments General, would welcome your comments on my commitment on being elected to abolish the Amber and Red lights, leaving just the Green, in order of ...safety and flow of traffic. Also my commitment to establish the Cypriot language Universal, so forget your Aussie English re gamoto, start learning the future Universal Cypriot language. In order to assist transition to Green only, upon my election, unless of course is rigged, i will make it illegal for any driver stopping at the redlights which will within 3 months be eradicated

I take it I can count on your support.Just make sure you shave thst fucking beard off.

North Korea is the place for you Miltiades. The lights are always Green as there are only 2 cars in the steeet during peak hour.