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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sun Mar 26, 2023 6:20 pm

There are 29 things the Swine have done wrong this year and we are not even at the end of March yet.

1. Rishi Sunak's maths policy fails to add up

The new year started and the prime minister excitedly announced he had a new policy to kick things off with a bang.

What could it be?

An improved NHS? A solution to the cost of living crisis?

Ah, no.

Sunak's big idea is that he'd quite like everyone to study maths until they are 18.

Currently, people are subjected to the subject until they are 16.

Talk about tidying deckchairs on the Titanic...
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Re: La La Land

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Mar 26, 2023 9:08 pm

Lordo wrote:There are 29 things the Swine have done wrong this year and we are not even at the end of March yet.

1. Rishi Sunak's maths policy fails to add up

The new year started and the prime minister excitedly announced he had a new policy to kick things off with a bang.

What could it be?

An improved NHS? A solution to the cost of living crisis?

Ah, no.

Sunak's big idea is that he'd quite like everyone to study maths until they are 18.

Currently, people are subjected to the subject until they are 16.

Talk about tidying deckchairs on the Titanic...


:shock: this one's funny. Is it true?
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sun Mar 26, 2023 9:19 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:
Lordo wrote:There are 29 things the Swine have done wrong this year and we are not even at the end of March yet.

1. Rishi Sunak's maths policy fails to add up

The new year started and the prime minister excitedly announced he had a new policy to kick things off with a bang.

What could it be?

An improved NHS? A solution to the cost of living crisis?

Ah, no.

Sunak's big idea is that he'd quite like everyone to study maths until they are 18.

Currently, people are subjected to the subject until they are 16.

Talk about tidying deckchairs on the Titanic...


:shock: this one's funny. Is it true?

Yep. 4th of January 2023

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64158179
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:51 pm

It seems the Swine fever is spreading into the Labour party. Gawd help us. Makes uncomfortable reading for any Labour supporter.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/starmer-s-flip-flop-on-corbyn-suggests-he-s-the-one-with-integrity-issues-not-boris/ar-AA198GuS?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=23fa2920b78e4a9ea59df47ec25e01b6&ei=9
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Postby Lordo » Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:01 pm

This is very interesting for anybody who lives in Swineland and works in the Swine environment as a contractor. The Swine changed the rules and tried to charge more tax to self employed using the IR35 rules. When in reality this rule cannot be applied to an individual if they have two contracts with two different organisations. I challenged this at one point and I was told it makes no difference. I eventually negated it by a different means but it seems I need not have done that.

So Mr. Lineker 2 - The Swine 0 so far.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/breaking-gary-lineker-wins-tax-battle-against-hmrc-after-being-pursued-for-4-9m/ar-AA19arKn?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=8d768f083904463694f7772baab22397&ei=12
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:14 pm

Talking of Swine BoZo and his lies, one of the lies was that there were more people paying PAYE and before the pandemic. This was caused by the change of rules and they forced most of the contractors to use umbrella companies and pay PAYE and of course pay a cut of their wages to the umbrellas companies too. So not only did these people get no furlough money during the pandemic, once work started again, they paid far more tax.

This lie about the employment figures were repeated by the Swine in parliament at least 6 times and it was pointed to BoZo by the NSO that many times about the fact that BoZo's statement was false.

But of course a liar has no conscience and he appeared in front of the parliamentary committee and claimed that he had not knowingly misled parliament.

Just as well he was not made out of wood otherwise his nose would have grown through the roof.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:48 pm

The once chance we had to set up a caring society has been stolen by the Swine.

https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=193481590061027
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sat Apr 01, 2023 1:46 pm

We have had 40,000 refugees arrive last year and less than 1% of the people have been processed so far. Instead of fixing the system that is not working the Swine are looking for ways of just detaining them. There can only be one reason for this and it is to do with the coming election.

They will allow the numbers to get as high as possible and then just before the next election they will send a few hundred people to Rwnada. This will play well with their racist agenda and supporters and they hope they will forget all the shit they have suffered in the Swine hands and vote for them.

It may actually work too.
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Postby Lordo » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:29 pm

There are people waiting for up to 12 hours to cross over to France from Dover.

This reminded me of the 60s when we sometimes waited for up to 6 hours to get into Nicosia. Same kind of image but clearly not as many coaches but timescale is not that far apart.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:33 pm

You cannot make it up. Rees Fogg wants us to have more children. Now where have I heard that before. Nazis?

And there they are stopping refugees from coming in which will be a win win for both. Not that I am advocating paying refugees lower wages but certainly a lot of them will take up the jobs Brits will not do out of having no other choice.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/voices-jacob-rees-mogg-wants-us-to-have-more-children-but-it-just-doesn-t-feel-an-option-for-many-of-my-generation/ar-AA19m5WJ?ocid=entnewsntp&cvid=2424dd2a42f5401bb8b9ba0d1364e201&ei=8
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