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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:21 pm

This is an open letter from JL.

"Dear Home Secretary, I am contacting you on an urgent matter as I was very interested to read your claim that asylum seekers are attempting to abuse the immigration system by pretending to be gays (sometimes known as batty boys)," he began.

"I too am disgusted by men pretending to be gay and think we should weed out this scourge from our society. I know for example that Alan Carr is actually married to a foul woman called Sandra, and that Rylan [Clark] does triathlons.

"Like you, I believe in bold and radical change, and also that sometimes you just have to stamp on a dog. I have devised a plan that will eradicate all those fake sausage-noshers and massively reduce successful asylum applicants.
"All immigrants will be excluded from the United Kingdom UNLESS they can prove that they are gay (to me). With my newly registered company Homo Hunters, I will spearhead this project to reduce the bombardment (sic) of immigrants and enmesh our island with foreign homosexuals.

"This project is both a business and personal venture for me. I know full well that aside from unimportant contracts like PPE procurement and making classroom roof beams out of mint chocolate Aeros the government expects the companies they work with to have long term, actual experience in their field.

"I have been investigating fake gays for years, in real life but mainly on Instagram. A Moss Bros suit doesn't get past me. Nor does an erect c**k! The full ass-essement criteria I will use is trademarked but I am happy to disclose one tactic in this letter.

"Applicants will be escorted into a room with three tables. On the first table is a Lady Gaga CD, on the second table is a fleece from M&S Blue Harbour and on the third table is a naked twink called Carlos (or Steve).

"If the applicant tries to have sex with any of these things, they will be determined gay and warmly welcomed into the country. If they attempt to wear the M&S Blue Harbour fleece, mention crypto, VPNs or MMA, they will be inhumanely destroyed [sad face emoji].

"I am in awe of you, your work and your gall. Naysayers might froth that as the child of immigrants it seems strange that you would want to clamp down so ferociously on immigration, but I disagree with those woke likely-nonces: just because you or your family have benefited from a system doesn't mean that system should not be smashed to bits.

"For example I am vehemently against people pretending to be gay simply to achieve a better life, despite that being exactly what I did to progress in showbusiness.

"I look forward to hearing from you GURRRRRL. Padam padam, Joe Lycett," he signed off referring to gay icon Kylie Minogue's recent smash hit record.

Never mind that this will get the blood boiling for all the ol perverted gits in this hear forum.

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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:48 am

Only a Swine government can think that by changing the law about what age people can buy cigarettes, they will reduce consumption.

Can they be that stupid or more likely can they think their mushrooms would eat the bullshit and ask for more.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Londonrake » Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:23 am

Lordo wrote:Only a Swine government can think that by changing the law about what age people can buy cigarettes, they will reduce consumption.

Can they be that stupid or more likely can they think their mushrooms would eat the bullshit and ask for more.


My understanding is that the number of UK smokers has been dropping drastically over the past decade or so. Particularly among young people, who no longer seem to regard the habit as “kool”.

This much lauded legislation looks to be a shutting the stable door PR effort.
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Re: La La Land

Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Oct 06, 2023 9:02 am

Londonrake wrote:
Lordo wrote:Only a Swine government can think that by changing the law about what age people can buy cigarettes, they will reduce consumption.

Can they be that stupid or more likely can they think their mushrooms would eat the bullshit and ask for more.


My understanding is that the number of UK smokers has been dropping drastically over the past decade or so. Particularly among young people, who no longer seem to regard the habit as “kool”.

This much lauded legislation looks to be a shutting the stable door PR effort.



Yes, crazy stuff, you'd think prohibition had never been tried before... :roll:
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:46 pm

It's all hogwash for the mushrooms. It looks as though they are doing something when in reality they will do nothing.

All the Swine are than happy once again.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Londonrake » Fri Oct 06, 2023 1:50 pm

Lordo wrote:It's all hogwash for the mushrooms. It looks as though they are doing something when in reality they will do nothing.

All the Swine are than happy once again.


I wish they would do nothing a lot more often.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sun Oct 08, 2023 11:21 am

So it seems it was February 2017 when Disy decided not to vote and the small parties managed to get the vote on Enosis through parliament and Anastasiades also decided rubber stamp it is when al pretense of wanting solution ended.

Up to this point Anastasiades pretended he did not want to meet Kotzias or listen to the small parties at the national council meetings instructed Christodoulides to contac Kotzias to tell him to be prepared to come to the meetings and they were singing from the same page.

In a meeting between Akinci and Eide, Akinci complained that passing the law on Enosis was in bad faith and Anastasiades lost his temper, shouted out that Nobody can tell the GCs what to think, he then went on a tirade of how TCs were celebrating July 20 th as a peace day when it was war, banged on the table, he then went off. Clearly he ignored the speech Akinci's speech as soon as he got elected saying July 20th was war not peace. Anastasiades did not come back to the meeting so after waiting for a while they both left.

So it was at this point Anastasiades started demanding the withdrawal of Guarantees and Troops from day one, knowing full well that it would not be acceptable. Naturally repeating all the mantra about anachronistic guarantees and TA and all that.

But in reality all that was achieved was the Guarantees and the TA remain in Cyprus. And naturally Russia got what they wanted. Greece and Turkey are tense and Erdogan actually pulled of buying Russian missiles as well as depending on Russia for energy.

On another note, it seems no western Energy company was interested in extraction gas for Cyprus unless Turkey was involved as most of it would end up in the Turkish market.

So back to square one. Who won? Russia.

If you take this to it's logical conclusion, the only way Russia will allow peace in Cyprus is if Turkey leaves Nato and joins Russia in some form of pact or other.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Sun Oct 08, 2023 1:03 pm

Ohps wrong thread.

Anyway back to this thread.

Don't you love living in a free country.

Home Secretary Suella Braverman has said she expects the police to “use the full force of the law” against displays of support for Hamas after videos emerged of people appearing to celebrate the attack on Israel.


Nice.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Londonrake » Sun Oct 08, 2023 3:56 pm

She’s probably concerned about those that have an “HMS Belfast should turn its guns on the nearest Jewish community” attitude.
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Re: La La Land

Postby Lordo » Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:12 am

I accept that a Swine friend of hours has limited understand of English on account he was born and raised in the east end like but really he must try harder before accursing people of anything. ta na wha i mean like.


anyway hot news you will not here till it happens. top secret and must not be repeated.

corbyn has ordered mod to train the guns of hms belfast on hendon and and finchley areas and fire as soon as he moves into no 10. no further orders are necesary. i repsectfully inform all my jewish friends whom i feel an obligation to help as my school had 50% jewish kids so that they are able to save their families from what is about to happen to them.
i have had this picture analysed extensively and accroding to the position of the tower the trajectory and angle of elevation the guns are aimed at those houses in those two areas. oh by the way north finchley is also another possibility.
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