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by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:40 am

Paphitis wrote:The good thing about getting COVID is that I will now be immune to it for a period of time...

The only thing you've ever been immune from is common sense.

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:13 am

Oil prices have soared to the highest level since 2008 after the US said it was discussing a potential embargo on Russian supplies with its allies

So just how dumb is the American buffoon?

Hopefully, we'll find out soon!

US reportedly courting Saudis and Venezuelans for oil

And suddenly Venezuelan oil skyrockets to three times the price... :lol:

Shit happens when you’ve made the world’s oil suppliers your enemy.

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:53 am

American baboons approach Venezuela…

Maduro: “Well, well, well… how the tide turns!”

US: “Now look here Maduro, we may have had a few disagreements in the past…”

Maduro: “Starving our nation is a few disagreements?”

US: “Alright, let’s cut the bullshit… how much per barrel?”

Maduro: “$300 …take it or leave it!”

US: “But but… that’s daylight robbery!”

Maduro: “Yup, and your point being?”

:lol:

Biden, you super genius... :wink:

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:46 am

The American baboon’s pain continues…

US: “Screw Venezuela! We’re off to Teheran!”

Ayatollah: “Which dark God from the pits of hell brings you here?”

US: “Now look here fellas we’ve got a crisis… so how much p/barrel?”

Ayatollah: “$350 …take it or leave it!”

US: “Why you dirty little… $#@%^&*!”

Ayatollah: “Bye… bye!”

:lol:

Biden's brain needs a new dry cell...

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:59 am

It’s what I’ve been saying… it doesn’t matter how many baboons may have ganged up on a genius because their combined IQ will still not be enough to carry them through.

Putin has ALREADY set the outrageous oil prices the others are going to demand, making it IMPOSSIBLE for the US to find an alternative supply of oil.

You need to remember that both Iran and Venezuela OWE Russia big-time, for saving them and keeping them afloat throughout their hard times caused by none other than the criminal Americans!

NB: As you can gather by now, Russia controls all oil exports supplied by… Russian + Venezuelan + Iranian, wells. Russia is the DISTRIBUTOR of all.

Meanwhile, the Saudis cannot satisfy America’s huge new 20% that it needs to import to keep the country going, so I’m afraid the only other alternative is good old fashioned Russian oil at a new very “generous” $150… $200 p/barrel.

Funds for the cost of war in the Ukraine and rebuild thereof, already secured!

Checkmate!

by **miltiades** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:44 pm

Anyone ever told you you are full of Arab shit ? :lol:

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:50 pm

miltiades wrote:Anyone ever told you you are full of Arab shit ?

Nope... never happened.

After lunch, I'll post on the future... what awaits us.

by **miltiades** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:03 pm

Get Real! wrote:
miltiades wrote:Anyone ever told you you are full of Arab shit ?

Nope... never happened.

After lunch, I'll post on the future... what awaits us.

What do your mates_ relatives ie ISIS think of all these?
You did once state that " We are all ISIS" You and the other freak, the pervert. Remembe5. Mate you have a serious brain failure, get some help
. You should emigrate to Palestine, Hamas will welcome you with open arses :lol:

What a Plonker

by **Get Real!** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:29 pm

miltiades wrote:You did once state that " We are all ISIS" You and the other freak, the pervert...

Sorry mate... I recall no such thing.

But here's hoping you remember to take your meds from time to time.

Pauper! <-- :lol:

by **miltiades** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:42 pm

Yes you did. Over the years you made numerous psychotic comments not least your wish to see the whole of Cyprus occupied by Turkey than 5he continued suffering of your Palestinian " relations" A day or so ago you also said 5hat Ukraine is the size of Turkey

You Plllooonker :lol: