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[dms007]

remove all the seats. more space and lesser weight.

[Get Real!]

We could supply Miltiades with an endless supply of his favourite red plonk, take him to the airport after a big night and force him to blow into the aircraft's refuelling port until he is blue in the face. The aircraft could then run on the fumes alone and thus further saving fuel. This could potentially save some airlines from bankruptcy and hence save jobs.

Check this gem out...

WRONG AGAIN VP.
They have NOT ripped Bir apart , and if you follow my personal exchanges you will see that whenever I turned the tempo up a bit they scarper , in fact I' m the official "locker" of threads , somehow extremists tend to dislike my direct and honest approach.
All that bullshit about war , now they are embarrassed at having made them selves a laughing stock.!!!

There’s enough compost in this paragraph alone to lift a fully laden Russian Antonov 225 up and away…

[Paphitis]

Possibly thay could modify the passenger seats to collect the excess gasses that bodies expell at lower air pressures!

That should should save loads of fuel if I am representative of the flying public!

Both you and Miltiades would be enough to fill the tanks of the space shuttle with enough gas to fly to the moon.

[Paphitis]

We could supply Miltiades with an endless supply of his favourite red plonk, take him to the airport after a big night and force him to blow into the aircraft's refuelling port until he is blue in the face. The aircraft could then run on the fumes alone and thus further saving fuel. This could potentially save some airlines from bankruptcy and hence save jobs.

Check this gem out...

WRONG AGAIN VP.
They have NOT ripped Bir apart , and if you follow my personal exchanges you will see that whenever I turned the tempo up a bit they scarper , in fact I' m the official "locker" of threads , somehow extremists tend to dislike my direct and honest approach.
All that bullshit about war , now they are embarrassed at having made them selves a laughing stock.!!!

There’s enough compost in this paragraph alone to lift a fully laden Russian Antonov 225 up and away…

I do not understand why Cyprus Airways does not employ Miltiades on a salary of 1,000,000 euros per year as the company's dedicated airbus refueller or blower. Fuel consumption will drastically reduce, but red plonk consumption will drastically increase but the company will still save millions.

[Get Real!]

We could supply Miltiades with an endless supply of his favourite red plonk, take him to the airport after a big night and force him to blow into the aircraft's refuelling port until he is blue in the face. The aircraft could then run on the fumes alone and thus further saving fuel. This could potentially save some airlines from bankruptcy and hence save jobs.

Check this gem out...

WRONG AGAIN VP.
They have NOT ripped Bir apart , and if you follow my personal exchanges you will see that whenever I turned the tempo up a bit they scarper , in fact I' m the official "locker" of threads , somehow extremists tend to dislike my direct and honest approach.
All that bullshit about war , now they are embarrassed at having made them selves a laughing stock.!!!

There’s enough compost in this paragraph alone to lift a fully laden Russian Antonov 225 up and away…

I do not understand why Cyprus Airways does not employ Miltiades on a salary of 1,000,000 euros per year as the company's dedicated airbus refueller or blower. Fuel consumption will drastically reduce, but red plonk consumption will drastically increase but the company will still save millions.

Indeed the human compost machine could save this world from all its energy problems… now to figure out a way to harness all that energy...

I heard rumors that Boeing is working on a new technology that involves an American "daktilo" up his butt to act as an after-burner…

[Paphitis]

We could supply Miltiades with an endless supply of his favourite red plonk, take him to the airport after a big night and force him to blow into the aircraft's refuelling port until he is blue in the face. The aircraft could then run on the fumes alone and thus further saving fuel. This could potentially save some airlines from bankruptcy and hence save jobs.

Check this gem out...

WRONG AGAIN VP.
They have NOT ripped Bir apart , and if you follow my personal exchanges you will see that whenever I turned the tempo up a bit they scarper , in fact I' m the official "locker" of threads , somehow extremists tend to dislike my direct and honest approach.
All that bullshit about war , now they are embarrassed at having made them selves a laughing stock.!!!

There’s enough compost in this paragraph alone to lift a fully laden Russian Antonov 225 up and away…

I do not understand why Cyprus Airways does not employ Miltiades on a salary of 1,000,000 euros per year as the company's dedicated airbus refueller or blower. Fuel consumption will drastically reduce, but red plonk consumption will drastically increase but the company will still save millions.

Indeed the human compost machine could save this world from all its energy problems… now to figure out a way to harness all that energy...

I heard rumors that Boeing is working on a new technology that involves an American "daktilo" up his butt to act as an after-burner…

No. The American "daktilo" is used to shove a major pipe line up his butt to harness all the energy into that pipe line that interconnects through his mates in Turkey, and all the way to the US through Siberia, Alaska, and Canada thus ensuring US dominance of the world for the next 500 years.

[DT.]

I'm bored...I'm gonna tell Milt what you 2 are saying. Might see some action then.

[Paphitis]

I'm bored...I'm gonna tell Milt what you 2 are saying. Might see some action then.

Looking forward to it.

You can tell him that GR and I are doing our bit to save the world's energy crisis.

[DT.]

I'm bored...I'm gonna tell Milt what you 2 are saying. Might see some action then.

Looking forward to it.

You can tell him that GR and I are doing our bit to save the world's energy crisis.

you're gonna get it..you're gonna get it

[bill cobbett]

To reduce fuel consumption - do what happened to that BA flight in to LHR a few months ago, switch off the engines on final approach and glide in.