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[miltiades]

I notice that you two , having taken a "beating " in the " serious" and well viewed threads have now taken it upon yourselves in resulting to inane " satirical "comments on Miltiades in this rather obscure thread , its like POU EN MBORI NA DERI TO GARO DERNI TO SAMA !!, or instead of interacting with the real thing you prefer wanking !!
Seriously guys , you provide the wine I shall oblige !!
ps. When is the war ? Suppose when Blackwater arrive .

[DT.]

[Eliko]

What is needed is a completely new logic in air travel and we will start with 'Airlines' (the name provides a clue).

Construct gigantic poles with lifts to the top, stretch steel hawsers between the poles, tall at the departure point and angled down to the lower pole at the destination.

The aircraft would be fitted with runners on top (similar principle to ski lifts) and the passengers could be loaded on, brakes off and away you go, sliding down to your destination.

Simplicity itself, I wonder why nobody has thought of it before.

[Paphitis]

I notice that you two , having taken a "beating " in the " serious" and well viewed threads have now taken it upon yourselves in resulting to inane " satirical "comments on Miltiades in this rather obscure thread , its like POU EN MBORI NA DERI TO GARO DERNI TO SAMA !!, or instead of interacting with the real thing you prefer wanking !!
Seriously guys , you provide the wine I shall oblige !!
ps. When is the war ? Suppose when Blackwater arrive .

If you can oblige, we could unleash you as a very own WMD. What we can do is force feed you with fasolada and your favourite red plonk, stick a fuse up your butt and light it. On ignition you will become a DUMB and UNGUIDED missile that will strike deep into Turkey. The fallout of all the methane gases will then stun the Turks allowing the CNG and blackwater the opportunity to liberate the occupied areas.

That is provided we get no interferance from the "Americaniko Daktilo"

[Kikapu]

To reduce fuel consumption - do what happened to that BA flight in to LHR a few months ago, switch off the engines on final approach and glide in.

That little "experiment" was not too successful, was it.??

[Kikapu]

To save weight and space, I reckon all the seats used by flight attendants during take-off and landing be done away with, instead they can ride on the laps of men if they are willing to pay $50+ Dollars for the privilege.

Bumpier the take off and landing, more thrills for the male passengers, and more "tips" for the flight attendants.

Problems will arise, when the flight attendant is a male.

[miltiades]

I notice that you two , having taken a "beating " in the " serious" and well viewed threads have now taken it upon yourselves in resulting to inane " satirical "comments on Miltiades in this rather obscure thread , its like POU EN MBORI NA DERI TO GARO DERNI TO SAMA !!, or instead of interacting with the real thing you prefer wanking !!
Seriously guys , you provide the wine I shall oblige !!
ps. When is the war ? Suppose when Blackwater arrive .

If you can oblige, we could unleash you as a very own WMD. What we can do is force feed you with fasolada and your favourite red plonk, stick a fuse up your butt and light it. On ignition you will become a DUMB and UNGUIDED missile that will strike deep into Turkey. The fallout of all the methane gases will then stun the Turks allowing the CNG and blackwater the opportunity to liberate the occupied areas.

That is provided we get no interferance from the "Americaniko Daktilo"

Excellent !! As for the Americanico daxtilo I'm certain that by some divine intervention it would be deeply embedded in the rear orifice of the fuse igniter !! Would that be you or GR
PS.I'm pleased to note that at least you have a sense of humour .

[Kikapu]

This interesting article was in yesterday's Newspaper.

Water is another target. Northwest is putting 25 percent less water for bathroom faucets and toilets on its international flights, McGraw said. Most planes had been returning from long flights with their tanks half full, an unneeded expense given that water weighs 8.3 pounds a gallon and a gallon of jet fuel weighs 6.8 pounds.

"Every 25 pounds we remove, we save $440,000 a year," McGraw said.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/11/ ... php?page=2

[DT.]

didn't AA make their planes more efficient and aerodynamic by not painting them? Thats why they're metallic?

[Get Real!]

I notice that you two , having taken a "beating " in the " serious" and well viewed threads have now taken it upon yourselves in resulting to inane " satirical "comments on Miltiades in this rather obscure thread , its like POU EN MBORI NA DERI TO GARO DERNI TO SAMA !!, or instead of interacting with the real thing you prefer wanking !!
Seriously guys , you provide the wine I shall oblige !!
ps. When is the war ? Suppose when Blackwater arrive .

If you can oblige, we could unleash you as a very own WMD. What we can do is force feed you with fasolada and your favourite red plonk, stick a fuse up your butt and light it. On ignition you will become a DUMB and UNGUIDED missile that will strike deep into Turkey. The fallout of all the methane gases will then stun the Turks allowing the CNG and blackwater the opportunity to liberate the occupied areas.

That is provided we get no interferance from the "Americaniko Daktilo"

General Paphitis,

I hear that Turkey has a new weapon to deal with your ingenious plan! They have employed Birkibrisli to create a “Bullshit Artist Shield” all around Turkey thereby rebounding Miltiades’ methane right back at us!!!

I propose a new missile… the Miltiades II which can be easily modified from the original by stuffing plenty Chinese firecrackers up Miltiades' butt to produce enough chaff to soak up Bir’s bollocks… and if that fails just shove another "Americaniko Daktilo" up there!