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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby miltiades » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:27 pm

Stop and .....make certain no one ....
What the fuck are you talking about man. Red means STOP. What is the fucking rush unless you are riding a donkey. PLONKER learn RED MEANS STOP. FULL STOP.
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby Pyrpolizer » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:38 pm

miltiades wrote:
Pyrpolizer wrote:as for these guys who prefered to bring their own Jeep from the UK,
it seems it's perfectly OK in rural areas in the UK to drive on the left, center, or right side of the road at will.
See they have rules over there that we don't.
Give us a break man.

https://youtu.be/2POkDiWq7sY?t=472

Look here Plonker. I dont give a toss how driving in rural UK areas is. I do give a toss how the Cypriots drive here. It is abysmal, highly dangerous and fucking stupid. Im concerned at the total lack of road discipline, the stupid speed and utter disregard of other road users. We are not some tinpot African nation or some Arab country. Are you a Mullah by any chance, you sound like one. !!


Listen man, I am not in the mood of arguing.
You did mention these things in the past and you are simply exaggerating.
Anyone living in Cyprus knows that using mobile phones, having children on the
front seats, passing through on red light is not only a serious offense but would end you up paying fines of hundreds of euros per month.
The police know our roads and cities are overpopulated and they solved the problem of having people getting stuck in the middle of a junction, while Red turned on, by delaying the Green in the other direction by about 20 seconds.
But how would a Dotard like you even notice?
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby Pyrpolizer » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:45 pm

miltiades wrote:Stop and .....make certain no one ....
What the fuck are you talking about man. Red means STOP. What is the fucking rush unless you are riding a donkey. PLONKER learn RED MEANS STOP. FULL STOP.


More nonsense from the DOTARD.
Which city in Europe got double the population is was designed for, from one day to another in 1974?
Which city has ever since quadrupled it's normal population?
Like I told you we had to take measures to solve the problem of the RED light getting people trapped in junctions. We did, and they are perfectly safe. If you don't like it go back to the UK.
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby miltiades » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:08 am

Pyrpolizer wrote:
miltiades wrote:Stop and .....make certain no one ....
What the fuck are you talking about man. Red means STOP. What is the fucking rush unless you are riding a donkey. PLONKER learn RED MEANS STOP. FULL STOP.


More nonsense from the DOTARD.
Which city in Europe got double the population is was designed for, from one day to another in 1974?
Which city has ever since quadrupled it's normal population?
Like I told you we had to take measures to solve the problem of the RED light getting people trapped in junctions. We did, and they are perfectly safe. If you don't like it go back to the UK.

Folks, the problem of RED lights !!!
What the fuck are you on about you moron.
Red means fucking stop you donkey rider.
If I dont ...like it ?? Fuck off stupid. I praise I critisize . I use my common sense stupid.
Now Im certain you are a fucking Taliban Mullah !!!
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby Paphitis » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:27 am

Bullshit! There is always the 2 second rule where you can put your foot down. If you pass the intersection within 2 seconds after turning red then all is sweet. That's why we call this the Pink Light if it falls within the 2seconds. 8)

That's why Orange means put your foot down in anticipation of the Pink phase!

Who the hell gave you retards a license anyway? :?
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby Pyrpolizer » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:02 pm

Look at the Charlies getting as happy as pigs in the shit, repeating their foreign nonsense :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby miltiades » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:46 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:Look at the Charlies getting as happy as pigs in the shit, repeating their foreign nonsense :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are definitely a prospective ....donkey rider.
Cypriot drivers are hopelessly inadequate
Hense they ....grow fucking beards!!!
Learn to the use of a car you Plonkers.
Indicate for FS. Make a right turn correctly. Stop at Red lights. There is no fucking excuse, stop driving like fucking lunatics.
Its embarrassing for Cyprus to have fucking mullaes/ Taliban , visitors think we are bloody Arabs.
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby cyprusgrump » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:34 pm

miltiades wrote:
Pyrpolizer wrote:Look at the Charlies getting as happy as pigs in the shit, repeating their foreign nonsense :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are definitely a prospective ....donkey rider.
Cypriot drivers are hopelessly inadequate
Hense they ....grow fucking beards!!!
Learn to the use of a car you Plonkers.
Indicate for FS. Make a right turn correctly. Stop at Red lights. There is no fucking excuse, stop driving like fucking lunatics.
Its embarrassing for Cyprus to have fucking mullaes/ Taliban , visitors think we are bloody Arabs.


It is more embarrassing to have a foul mouthed old man posting on the Cyprus Forum - every post littered with profanity. :x

'The best Cyprus community'? What must visitors think of us...? :oops:
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Re: HOW TO BE A " GOOD" CYPRIOT DRIVER

Postby miltiades » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:00 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Pyrpolizer wrote:Look at the Charlies getting as happy as pigs in the shit, repeating their foreign nonsense :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are definitely a prospective ....donkey rider.
Cypriot drivers are hopelessly inadequate
Hense they ....grow fucking beards!!!
Learn to the use of a car you Plonkers.
Indicate for FS. Make a right turn correctly. Stop at Red lights. There is no fucking excuse, stop driving like fucking lunatics.
Its embarrassing for Cyprus to have fucking mullaes/ Taliban , visitors think we are bloody Arabs.


It is more embarrassing to have a foul mouthed old man posting on the Cyprus Forum - every post littered with profanity. :x

'The best Cyprus community'? What must visitors think of us...? :oops:

Hey peasant, you may have missed the fact that the word " fucking" γαμοτω, entered the colloquial language in all countries, commonly used on tv , and in all walks of life, so do me a favour and fuck off!!!
Bet you are a fucking mullah as well !!
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