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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Sun May 22, 2022 5:54 pm

One of the best.

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Re: Joke time

Postby Kikapu » Sun May 22, 2022 6:01 pm

Lordo wrote:One of the best.



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke time

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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:07 pm

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.

The shop assistant says, 'Male or female?'
The customer says, 'Female.'

The shop assistant asks, 'Black or white?'
The customer replies, 'White.'

The shop assistant asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
The customer replies, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'

The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'
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Re: Joke time

Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:36 pm

Lordo wrote:The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'

Does that mean it self-inflates or explodes altogether? :?
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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:42 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up'

Does that mean it self-inflates or explodes altogether? :?

That is the double entendre the joke uses and that is what makes it makes it funny.
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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:45 pm

last of the day. Back to work like, you know what I mean.

'Well, I was playing golf with my wife.
I'd been having a great game but unfortunately, she wasn't.
On the 15th tee I hit a beautiful shot, 270 metres straight down the fairway.
My wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds.
We both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up, I spotted a glint of white coming from a cows behind, just under its tail.
I lifted the tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'here, honey, this looks like yours.'

That's the last thing I remember.'
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Re: Joke time

Postby Get Real! » Sun Oct 09, 2022 3:49 pm

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