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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Tue Oct 11, 2022 2:55 pm

Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and shower, and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff of your pussy, and he'll go fetch them for you."

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house.

Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the captain's balls in his mouth!
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Re: Joke time

Postby Londonrake » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:32 pm

Milti , 80, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . .. .......
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Milti should have
separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Milti,
her 80 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one... All
goes well, Milti takes leave of
his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Milti, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are
done, Milti kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it, Milti is back
again, rapping on the door and is as
fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.

But as Milti gets set to leave again,
his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Milti.'

Milti, somewhat embarrassed, turns
to Jenny and says:
'You mean ............................I was here already?' :?
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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 27, 2022 4:26 pm

Londonrake wrote:Milti , 80, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . .. .......
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Milti should have
separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Milti,
her 80 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one... All
goes well, Milti takes leave of
his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Milti, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are
done, Milti kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it, Milti is back
again, rapping on the door and is as
fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.

But as Milti gets set to leave again,
his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Milti.'

Milti, somewhat embarrassed, turns
to Jenny and says:
'You mean ............................I was here already?' :?

My bladder ain't what it used to be he says
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Re: Joke time

Postby Lordo » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:52 pm

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Re: Joke time

Postby Londonrake » Fri Feb 03, 2023 9:49 am

Forum debates can be thirsty work:

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