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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 30, 2025 9:33 pm

30 minutes in and we’re 3 goals down... that’s a goal every 10 minutes, so I guess the final score could reach... 0-9 :lol:
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 30, 2025 9:55 pm

I knew Pafos would get a consolation goal sooner or later, and it was a beautiful one too!

Half time score is a horrible 1-4 and at times it’s like watching an early stages FA cup qualification match between a 1st division team and a 4th division team!

Bayern’s passing is perfectly accurate... they dance like ballerina’s gliding across the perfect dance floor reducing Pafos to sporadic desperate random reactions in damage control.

After watching the first half, I think the best Pafos can hope for is that Bayern will rest 3-4 of their ballerinas and let some lesser players from the bench enjoy the fiesta in the hope of a dignified result... if such a thing is even possible tonight!

In the past I watched Barcelona, Real Madrid and a few English teams come and play against Cypriot teams... but this particular Bayern is the best 11-side I’ve ever seen visiting the island.

They’re probably gonna win the tournament this year... too good not to!
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 30, 2025 11:35 pm

A pretty heavy 1-5 defeat against a near perfect opponent that will probably take the trophy in this tournament.

Here’s what I’ll be watching from now till the end of January when all the European tournaments come to an end...


Olympiacos 0-0  Pafos

Pafos  1-5  Bayern Munich

Omonia   2 Oct  Mainz 05

AEK Larnaca  2 Oct  AZ

Kairat  21 Oct  Pafos

Drita  23 Oct  Omonia

Crystal Palace  23 Oct  AEK Larnaca

Pafos  5 Nov  Villarreal

AEK Larnaca  6 Nov  Aberdeen

Lausanne-Sport 6 Nov  Omonia

Pafos  26 Nov  Monaco

Omonia  27 Nov  Dynamo Kyiv

Rijeka  27 Nov  AEK Larnaca

Juventus  10 Dec  Pafos

BK Häcken  11 Dec  AEK Larnaca

Rapid Wien  11 Dec  Omonia

AEK Larnaca  18 Dec  Shkëndija

Omonia  18 Dec  Raków Częstochowa

Chelsea  21 Jan  Pafos

Pafos  28 Jan  Slavia Prague


Goodnight...
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Lordo » Wed Oct 01, 2025 12:22 am

Get Real! wrote:I knew Pafos would get a consolation goal sooner or later, and it was a beautiful one too!

Half time score is a horrible 1-4 and at times it’s like watching an early stages FA cup qualification match between a 1st division team and a 4th division team!

Bayern’s passing is perfectly accurate... they dance like ballerina’s gliding across the perfect dance floor reducing Pafos to sporadic desperate random reactions in damage control.

After watching the first half, I think the best Pafos can hope for is that Bayern will rest 3-4 of their ballerinas and let some lesser players from the bench enjoy the fiesta in the hope of a dignified result... if such a thing is even possible tonight!

In the past I watched Barcelona, Real Madrid and a few English teams come and play against Cypriot teams... but this particular Bayern is the best 11-side I’ve ever seen visiting the island.

They’re probably gonna win the tournament this year... too good not to!

They can get in line. It is Arsenal's turn this year. Last year the two games against Real Madrid was magic. 5-1 on aggregate, we were in heaven.
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Get Real! » Wed Oct 01, 2025 12:48 am

Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:I knew Pafos would get a consolation goal sooner or later, and it was a beautiful one too!

Half time score is a horrible 1-4 and at times it’s like watching an early stages FA cup qualification match between a 1st division team and a 4th division team!

Bayern’s passing is perfectly accurate... they dance like ballerina’s gliding across the perfect dance floor reducing Pafos to sporadic desperate random reactions in damage control.

After watching the first half, I think the best Pafos can hope for is that Bayern will rest 3-4 of their ballerinas and let some lesser players from the bench enjoy the fiesta in the hope of a dignified result... if such a thing is even possible tonight!

In the past I watched Barcelona, Real Madrid and a few English teams come and play against Cypriot teams... but this particular Bayern is the best 11-side I’ve ever seen visiting the island.

They’re probably gonna win the tournament this year... too good not to!

They can get in line. It is Arsenal's turn this year. Last year the two games against Real Madrid was magic. 5-1 on aggregate, we were in heaven.

An Arsenal fan eh…

Well I’ll be shocked if Arsenal finish in the top 5 of the champion’s league, let alone win it!

For starters, you’re facing Atletico Madrid at home on the 20th… and I don’t see you winning it.

Then its Bayern Munich on the 26th at home, which you'll probably lose by 0-3.

And then on the 20th of Jan you're playing Inter away... so that's another probable loss.

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleagu ... l/matches/

I may stand corrected but... I don't actually remember Arsenal winning anything European! :?
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Lordo » Wed Oct 01, 2025 11:45 am

We will, don't you worry. Last year we reached seventh heaven when we beat Real 5-1 over two games. It is not every day you thrash Real like that.
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 02, 2025 12:08 am

Good place to be at. Who can forget the Martinelli goal.

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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 02, 2025 12:11 am

And the first game too

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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Get Real! » Thu Oct 02, 2025 11:30 am

Real Cypriots don’t give a shit about foreign teams!

So for my true compatriots out there, tonight we have the following Conference League matches...

7:45pm – AC Omonia vs Mainz 05 (German)

10:00pm – AEK Larnaca vs AZ Alkmaar (Dutch)

These two opponents are no Bayern so get your bums ready, as we say in Cyprus... :)
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Re: Paphos vs Bayern Munich

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 02, 2025 11:39 am

Get Real! wrote:Real Cypriots don’t give a shit about foreign teams!

So for my true compatriots out there, tonight we have the following Conference League matches...

7:45pm – AC Omonia vs Mainz 05 (German)

10:00pm – AEK Larnaca vs AZ Alkmaar (Dutch)

These two opponents are no Bayern so get your bums ready, as we say in Cyprus... :)

Does this mean Alex Ferguson copied a Cypriot phrase.
The phrase "squeaky bum time" was popularized by Sir Alex Ferguson during the late 2000s, particularly in the context of football.
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